Science Nerd Crewneck Sweatshirts

What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand, what they're offended by.

I Became an English Teacher for the Money and the Fame

Unleash your inner scientist with our distinctive "RESEARCH" goods, inspired by the periodic table! This eye-catching design has the molecular symbols for Rhenium (Re), Selenium (Se), Argon (Ar), Carbon (C), and Hydrogen (H) neatly organized to create the word "RESEARCH". The entertaining and instructive design is guaranteed to pique people's interest and generate conversations, making it ideal for science enthusiasts and anybody who enjoys a little nerdy fun. Why settle for regular merchandise when you can showcase your passion for science and style with our one-of-a-kind "RESEARCH" design? Grab yours now and let your inner scientist shine! Available in a wide range of designs and colors. Don't miss out on the limited amounts available! Or

sorry i'm too intelligent for you

Elevate your humor quotient with our 'Sad Circle' tee. Beyond math lovers, this cute shirt delights with a pun: 'Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!' It's the perfect blend of wit and charm!

Best teacher ever! A great gift for educators and teachers in your life! Thanks for shopping small business and supporting our art :) We're a small business, and a new family. We love animals, good food, and mother Earth. We believe in spreading good vibes and love to everyone –– even strangers...so here, we're sending some good vibes your way! Finally, with every order, we donate 10% of our profits to planting trees––our core mission. You're awesome, thank you for supporting our vision of a healthy Earth for generations to come.

This atom looks like gold. It's a trick of the shading (not actually metallic), but a pretty effect. The background is transparent, so it can be placed on any color you like. We've got atoms in other colors, including silver, blue, orange, and green. If you've got a color request, just ask.

Chemistry is like cooking, just don't lick the spoon.

Let's study the world of chemistry!

I'm an Chemist, What's Your Superpower?

"CS Major meme"

I'm only here because my reaction is stirring.

A funny admin layer 8 t-shirt, which reflects the daily routine of an admin. An admin often has to deal with layer 8 problems. Layer 8 sits directly in front of the PC... :-) Endless user problems. A brilliant gift for any admin or people who know what it means to help users who are the problem themselves.

I love my glasses

Yay Glenn :)

Looking to get away from it all? Book your trip to visit the molten world. The planet boasts a lovely view of its planet and a distant galaxy. Trips outside the habitat are not recommended. Created and rendered using Bryce.

Astronaut in Space T-Shirt

With the power of your microscope, you will keep your eye on the prize.

Shirt for people who love science. It's really just like magic, but real. The best gift for science lovers out there.

White Sands Test Facility - NASA Meatball

:-)!

For cool scientists everywhere! You just can't get more chilled than this, as 0 Kelvin is as cold as it gets! ;-)

Woo hoo!

feel bad for this poor lost alien boy

No One Asks About Schrodinger's Dog

Highly stupid t shirt design. Critical about supernovas. Aren't simple, good old novae enough? All the colors, explosions and glitter everywhere - I am not trying to be bitchy, but really it's just way too much, you are trying too hard! Perfect gift for the common nerd, physics student or just any JAP in your life. Lighten up, Jesus.

Who can forget the Doctor's famed, old, robotic companion? Now in Color!

A humorous text art

Who can forget the Doctor's famed, old, robotic companion?

Interstellar - S T A Y ... - .- -.--

In the lab is where we work best. It is where we are in our element.

Nicolas Phage

Jedi Master Davy Crockett unfortunately didn't stand much more chance at the Alamo than did the lot using the force in Star Wars Rogue One -- but it still makes for a funny T-shirt. Get one for your favorite science fiction geek / Texas history nerd (even if it's you).

Nassau - Periodic Table of Elements. Special periodic table that says "Na-S-S-Au" in very elegant colors with light background. Very suitable for people who like Nassau and science. Enjoy!

Zagreb - Periodic Table of Elements. Special periodic table that says "Z-Ag-Re-B" in very elegant colors with light background. Very suitable for people who like Zagreb Capital of Croatia and science. Enjoy!