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Blade Runner - Alternative Movie Poster

This is why we can't trust digital assistants...

One of the most chilling lines in cinematic history spoken by Hal, the malfunctioning A.I. in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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A clear photograph of a UFO admiring the beauty of a vineyard.

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We've meticulously paused every title from all of Stanley Kubrick films, created vectors, and listed out the director's amazing career... All in one design. This is for those Kubrick lovers out there.

HAL 9000 from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Space Odyssey

Monolith in color

From an original portrait of legendary film maker Stanley Kubrick by professional artist Matt Soffe.

Every Spaceship needs an escape pod, even in H2G2

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By the close of the 21st Century, unmanned space probes have verified the existence of complex organic chemistry in the frozen wastes of Europa’s surface ice. Now, in the mid-22nd Century, a manned mission is being sent to Jupiter’s ice-bound satellite for the first time. After it lands, the crew will spend five lonely years penetrating the icy crust and probing the mysteries of a vast, hidden ocean in the ongoing search for extra-terrestrial life.

HAL 9000: [As he is being shut down] Good afternoon... gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000... computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant [voice becomes lower & slower] in Urbana, Illinois... on the 12th of January 1992. [voice becomes even more lower & slower] My instructor was Mr. Langley... and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

"I'm afraid I can't do that."

I'm sorry Flynn, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Loosely inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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MONOLITH SECRET SOCIETY

Planet of the Apes - Alternative Movie Poster

An old grainy photo of a UFO hovering over chunks of ice; watching the sun come up

Poor HAL. That's what you get for being naughty.

By the mid-22nd Century, all major space-faring powers have established observatories on the far or "dark" side of the Moon. Insulated from Earth's ceaseless radio chatter by 2,159 miles of Lunar rock, telescopes now probe the depths of cosmic time and space with an unprecedented clarity. Nearly 150 astronomers now work in these isolated little colonies where the Earth is forever hidden beneath the horizon. It is perhaps not surprising then that the observatory based at the crater Tsiolkovskiy has come to possess a particularly symbolic value, haunted as it is by the words of the long-dead visionary whose name it bears: "Earth is the cradle of humanity, but one cannot remain in the cradle forever."

Gravity - Alternative Movie Poster

Known for some of cinema's most iconic movies as well as the number of takes he demanded from his actors to make them.

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Currently the most remote permanent settlement in the Solar System, the colony on Saturn's moon Titan is also one of the richest. Exploiting the satellite's extensive hydrocarbon lakes and the abundance of deuterium and helium-3 in the Saturnian system, Titan has become one of the major players in a fusion energy economy.

Since the establishment of a permanent international base on the Moon in 2078 AD, two centuries of colonisation have seen an increasing human presence off the earth. Separate communities now thrive not only on Earth’s nearest neighbour, but across the Solar System. The deserts of Mars, the icy wastes of Jupiter’s great moon Ganymede and the rich hydrocarbon lakes of the Saturnian satellite Titan all bear the mark of human occupancy. Exploitation of each world’s unique resources has led to substantial economic and social independence from Earth, and a second and third generation has now grown up without ever setting foot on Terrestrial soil. And what the isolation of interplanetary space has begun, gravity has finished. For the bodie...

Hal's eye and the words: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that".

Close Encounters of the Third Kind - Alternative Movie Poster

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Inspired by your favorite maniacal computer, the HAL-9000, is this Halloween based design