Top Secret Crewneck Sweatshirts

Cleaning Agent (Female)

A quick design.

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Read Between The Lines - Fictional section of the FBI affidavit used to get a warrant to retrieve USA Top Secret documents stolen by failed former President Donald Trump's tacky Mar-a-Lago home.

FBI Has Found ‘No Criminal Wrongdoing’ in Hillary Clinton Email ‘Investigation’!

Huckleberry "Huck" Hound is a fictional cartoon character, a blue anthropomorphic coonhound that speaks with a North Carolina Southern drawl. He first appeared in the series The Huckleberry Hound Show.

Based on the army intel crate that holds the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981).

parallel world

Animals, flowers, fruits black objects

Classified

An image of a UFO / UAP with an alien being on the ground, but the word CLASSIFIED written across it.

For your eyes only

Chss, move but keep silent and without anyone knowing.

Chss, move but keep silent and without anyone knowing.

star crab

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store.

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Classic Classified Stamp Design

Classified red rubber stamp with texture

Area 51 design by Mick j

Tona

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As President I could have Declassified but now I can't - Donald J Trump

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Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with research and development. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

Buffalo is a friend at Honesty of the Lao people.

My Pool Strategy is Top Secret Billiard Even I Don't Know What I'm Doing

The show of you is now CLASSIFIED. Only you and your closest supporters can know how cool you are.

Keep it under wraps !

Classified

Classified rubber stamp with red grunge texture

Classified Stamp

The Lost Cactus Special Agent T-Shirt signifies you are a member of the elite, classified organization led by Cato the Alien. These agents are specially trained to recognize and apprehend shape-shifting aliens that have infiltrated our planet's civilization and are wreaking havoc at an alarming rate. Read "The Special", a short story in "Lost Cactus - The Second Treasury" which is due for publication Fall 2016. However, if you purchase this shirt, I will email a pdf of this story for your reading pleasure.

Ideal for bowler enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh about their top-secret techniques.

This is a direct quote from an audio tape of Trump showing people a classified document.