Dark Humor Merch

Introducing our "Sassy Santa Skeleton" art, the perfect blend of festive flair and a touch of irreverence for the holiday season. This whimsical and edgy design features a mischievous skeleton donning a classic Santa hat, ready to dive into the spirit of Christmas. In one hand, our skeletal Santa clutches a list – a list that holds the secrets of who's been naughty and nice. However, don't expect any traditional double-checking here, as the caption humorously declares, "I ain't checking this shit twice." This Santa isn't your typical, rule-following Claus; he's here to add a dash of fun and a sprinkle of cheekiness to your holidays.

Unleash your edgy side with our “Sinister Smile”. Featuring a menacing grin adorned with piercing red eyes, this design captures an enigmatic and rebellious spirit perfect for those who dare to be different. sinister, smile, edgy, menacing grin, red eyes, enigmatic, rebellious spirit, unique design, bold style, streetwear aesthetic, eye-catching print, dark fashion, alternative style, expressive wearables, artistic apparel.

satirical gangster rap from the cold mountains of Colorado

Live Laugh Toaster Bath

Don't talk to me till I've had my morning BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. Hey, we all have our vices. Don't be a Judgmental Judy.

Funny Hallloween illustration of a baby ghost reading a book. Ghosts Not Real!

WARNING: 100% DARK SARCASM, KALE IS NEVER TO BE INGESTED, IT IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO GO OUT. . Is the Yule Tide hogwash you hide in your locker just not working to numb out the millionth Christmas song you heard today? Do you really need something with a little more kick to take the edge off so you don't stab someone with a candycane? Well great news folks! Introducing Jingle & Jangle's Pixie Holiday Mystery Mixer it has all your favorites like Umdark, Hemlock, Kale and now with 90% more cyanide! It will have your "guests" NOT begging for more so you can get a little alone time....uh oh.😝🦄🌈🐙❤💚💜💙

CUTEZONES HALLOWEEN SERIES

What happens when you cross a loner with a play in which there's real people?

It was the time that I am most fond of and though it simply a saturation change, it looked so awesome I had to post it!

Give it a try!

Funny Thin Cat. Funny cat joke, watch your step!

I am not an early bird or a late night owl, I’m just a depressed pigeon.

Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Just say no, No means no, NO NO NO. Easy to spell sometimes hard to say. No regrets.

There are black parrots in the wild, and they just seem so out of place to me.

Show off your love for zombies with this funny graphic design!

Funny zombie design for Halloween or anytime. If you love zombies, horror or dark humor, this tee is for you. Cool Zombie design with blood graphic for birthday, Christmas or as a lazy Halloween costume.

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Beach zombie with a drink and a sombrero

I love my morning coffee

Celebrate your introverted side with our design featuring a skeleton making the peace sign alongside the witty caption: "People give me the creeps." With a touch of dark humor, this design resonates with those who prefer solitude over socializing. Perfect as an introvert gift, it humorously embraces the sentiment of being anti-people and anti-social. Embrace your unique perspective on social interactions with this cleverly crafted design.

Grim Reaper bowl of noodles cheer up soul

This is actually a pretty bad pun... But it brings a smile to my face, and it does have eyeballs, skulls and horn mohawks, so that's cool!

This design features the well-known Plague Doctor of old, but he's just a little bit vague about his opinions. :) This design, and many more original art designs, can be found in my Teepublic shop. :)

This cool t-shirt is the perfect gift to a goth friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves candy, halloween and quotes shirts. Featuring the phrase I Just Want to Eat Candy & Watch Horror Movies. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

What Do We Want? Halloween All Year Long!

Baphomet decaf for angels

Funny and cynical alien design. For anyone who believes in ufo, but lost faith in humanity. Great retro vintage artwork with a dark twist of an alien pun.

Funniest British Slang A B C D E F G Aitch - H Alphabet Pronouns

I'm fine, everything is fine, Stay positive! Funny retro poster positive vibes. Asteroid apocalypse from space funny quote.

A funny gift idea with hilarious and funny slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

This marshmallow is really harsh! It's a harshmallow.

Straightforward and hilarious, gift yourself or someone you love this mens funny design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

Cat Learns about Dark Humor

Bring out your dead!