David Olenick Merch

A sake set with a cute face saying "Sake?", and a bowl of noodles with a cute face saying "No thanks, I'm soba." in a simple, minimalist style.

A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

A cute smiling face saying "I Hate Everyone Today" in a simple, minimalist style.

A rainbow with a cute angry face saying "I'm Over It" in a simple, minimalist style.

A cute face rolling its eyes and saying "This Is How Eye Roll" in a simple, minimalist style.

A wine glass with a cute face saying "You should text him." in a simple, minimalist style.

A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

A beaver with a cute face saying "Mind Your Dam Business" in a simple, minimalist style.

A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

A cat with a cute face saying "If I were bigger I'd tear you apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

A vinyl lp record album with a cute face saying "Not old, vintage." in a simple, minimalist style.

A beer pint with a cute face saying "I love you, man," in a simple, minimalist style.

A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

A unicorn with a cute face saying "Your Existence is Pointless" in a simple, minimalist style.

A stack of pancakes with syrup, a pat of butter and a cute face saying "I Regret Nothing" in a simple, minimalist style.

A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

A cute smiley face figure saying "Oops! I forgot to exercise for my entire life." in a simple, minimalist style.

A dropped strawberry ice cream cone with a cute face saying "Let that shit go." in a simple, minimalist style.

A seal or sea lion with a cute face saying "Orcas are real jerks." in a simple, minimalist style.

A sports foam finger with a cute face saying "Who Cares!" in a simple, minimalist style.

A sunset and fir tree with a cute face saying "Get Away (From Me)" in a simple, minimalist style.

A shark saying "Keep Surfing, Dummies" in a simple, minimalist style.

A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

A pug dog with a cute face saying "Whatever. Feed Me." in a simple, minimalist style.

A landscape with a rainbow, mountains, clouds, and a sun with a cute face saying "Whatever" in a simple, minimalist style.

A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

An antelope, gazelle, impala or springbok with a cute face saying "I Hate Lions So Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

A zombie with a cute face saying "I Like Brains But A Sense Of Humor Is Also Important" in a simple, minimalist style.