Dick Of The Week Merch

The classic design of the podcast you know and love, now available on a variety of things in a variety of colors.

When days are passing and you don't even know their name )

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

A funny drawing of a pepperoni pizza pie, sliced and ready to eat, with text 3.14 Pi Day. This design is for the pizza lover to celebrate Pi Day 3.14. Enjoy a pizza slice or two on March 14, known as Pi Day. Get the joke, or are you just hungry?

Turtle running club - we're slow as shell! This funny turtle gift is perfect for people who love to run but aren't the fastest when they do it. Featuring a turtle in running gear. A funny running joke gift for women, men and kids. A cute running gift for running partners, fun runners or anyone who loves to go running.

A minimal line drawing of a penguin, under the text Earth Day. This cool bird is ready to help you celebrate Earth Day, every day. Earth Day is a global annual event on April 22 to demonstrate support for environmental protection.

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Are you a loyal viewer who wants to show support to the best paranormal show on the web? Then spread the logo to the far reaches of the globe!

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Don't Hurry Be Happy! Slow down and enjoy life just like this fun cute sloth hanging on a branch. Be philoslothical and chill out with this cute design. Sloths are awesome and you can be too. A great gift for a sloth fan or sloth lover. Get in the slow lane with this sloth!

A great gift for sushi lovers, if you're addicted to sushi, sushi fans, or anyone who loves Japanese food! A hilarious food pun gift. Perfect for kids, adults, friends and family.

Tap into your inner Shark with this 3D dimension style design. Bold shark barreling thru the bloody lettering work “week” . Fun and unique shark week inspiration.

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Take a ride into Amity Harbor with your favorite boat captain, but watch out for that man eating shark JAWS!

Life isn't black and white...except for badgers that is. This cute badger gift features an adorable badger - one of the cutest animals around! A funny badger gift for kids, men and women.

Botch of the week

A drawing of the big blue marble with the text Every Day is Earth Day curved around it. Be kind and express your love for Planet Earth with this design on Earth Day. Earth Day is a global annual event on April 22 to demonstrate support for environmental protection.

Celebrate Deaf Awareness Week by pulling up a chair, because just like my Greek family, the Deaf are eager to get to know you and chat.

Great shark apparel for men, women, dad, mom, wife, husband, boys, girls, teens, and kids. Shark stuff gifts for ocean animal fan, dad, mom, grandpa, grandma, husband, and wife, or anyone studying marine biology or conservationists, or biologists. Distressed shark novelty graphic design for a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day. Funny shark clothing for boys. A gift to shark lovers. Types Of Shark Identification for scuba divers or Fisherman. Fun Shark apparel kids.

About World Deaf Day. World Deaf Day is celebrated every year in last week (last Sunday of the month of September) of the September to draw the attention of deaf.

What the duck? This cool duck gift features an awesome looking duck wearing sunglasses. A great shirt for rubber duck fans, duck owners, duck lovers and anyone who loves a funny animal pun. Perfect for both kids and adults.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Rep our favorite podcast segment on your clothes! Designed By Rebecca Goldberg @designsby_rg

My days of the week with my weekly activities with emojis

The epic sci-fi versus classic literature battle that literally EVERYONE has been asking for. Moby Dick VS. Space Pirate Captain Harlock! Herman Melville's White Whale is certainly putting the work of Tochiro (and Leiji Matsumoto) to the test. But I think the Arcadia still has a few tricks up his sleeve. *insert Starbuck outerspace pun here* This artwork is from Cpt. Hardluck's first EP, "The Leijiverses Vol. I: Friendspaceship." Check out cpthardluck.com for more info!

A great gift for kids and adults, a cow fan, cow lover, cow farmer, or anyone who thinks cow's rock!

I Always GIve 100% At Work. 9% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 26% on Wednesday, 37% on Thursday and 08% on Friday.

Be part of the sloth squad with this cute sloth gift for sloth fans! Featuring a couple of cool sloths, this cute sloth gift for kids, men and women will make you smile. A funny sloth gift for sloth fans, sloth lovers and anyone who thinks sloths rock. Join the sloth squad!

Reflecting the world around them, fourteen writers offer different styles of unforgettable storytelling and inspiring non-fiction prose, these are the opening passages of fourteen classic works of literature. They range from Homer's The Iliad, The Art of War to Lincoln's “The Gettysburg Address” to the famous lines from Dickens' A tale of Two Cities: "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times..."

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

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Camels rock! If you think camels rock, this cute camel gift is for you. Featuring a cute camel with sunglasses, this funny camel gift for kids, men and women will make you smile. A funny camel gift for camel fans, camel lovers and anyone who thinks camels are awesome.

Someday is not a day of the week Design

Turtles rock! If you think turtles rock, this cute turtle gift is for you. Featuring a cute turtle with sunglasses and a guitar, this funny turtle gift is for kids, men and women. A funny turtle gift for kids, men and women. A cute turtle gift for turtle lovers, turtle fans and anyone who thinks turtles are awesome.

This funny pig gift features a cute pig that is very stylish and ready to take a selfie. This pig is a social media influencer! A funny bacon gift for kids, men and women who can't stop taking photos.