Dickhead Merch

Time to bowl him out.

distinctive text with the words The Man The Myth The Dickhead

That grungy Hobo Eater that f's with everyone!

8x10" sized portrait of Herr Star from the Preacher series.

Putin is a Dickhead

Putin is a Dickhead

This distressed typographic design is perfect for a long suffering dog mom, dog mum or dog dad of a naughty dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a Total Bellend' with a muddy paw print, it would make a great present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day or for a Dog Walker.

Get some knowing nods and laughs when out walking your dog with this distressed design - perfect for owners of a mischievous dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a bit of a Knob', it would make a great dog lover present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day and Valentine's Day. Suitable for your Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle, Son, Daughter, friend or dog walker. This tongue in cheek dog message design is bound to be a winner. The perfect present to send from the dog to their owner!

Get some knowing nods and laughs when out walking your dog with this distressed design - perfect for owners of a mischievous dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a Monumental Dickhead', it would make a great dog lover present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day and Valentine's Day. Suitable for your Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle, Son, Daughter, friend or dog walker. This tongue in cheek dog message design is bound to be a winner. The perfect present to send from the dog to their owner!

Get some knowing nods and laughs when out walking your dog with this distressed design - perfect for owners of a mischievous dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a bit of a Twat', it would make a great dog lover present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day and Valentine's Day. Suitable for your Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle, Son, Daughter, friend or dog walker. This tongue in cheek dog message design is bound to be a winner. The perfect present to send from the dog to their owner!

Get some knowing nods and laughs when out walking your dog with this distressed design - perfect for owners of a mischievous dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a bit of a Dick', it would make a great dog lover present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day and Valentine's Day. Suitable for your Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle, Son, Daughter, friend or dog walker. This tongue in cheek dog message design is bound to be a winner. The perfect present to send from the dog to their owner!

Quotes from Phoenix Nights

Putin is a Dickhead

Putin is a Dickhead

This distressed typographic design is perfect for a long suffering dog mom, dog mum or dog dad of a naughty dog. Featuring the words 'Sorry! My dog is a bit of a Dickhead' with a muddy paw print, it would make a great present for Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day or for a Dog Walker.