Distancing Merch

Honesty is the best policy, right?

A darkly humorous block print I made that I decided to turn into a shirt design.

Rogue knows how to keep her distance!

just kidding...

The reigning champ!

keep your distance

u jelly?

Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Joe pesci vintage movie art

Joe pesci vintage movie art

social distancing

Potter Cats

Watch out! Keep your distance. If you get too close to a Brawlin' Betty, you'll be cruisin' for a bruisin'... Help us bridge the pack by keeping your distance during this pandemic.

For introverts, personal space is very important. If you are too close, they might bite. But that doesn't mean they want you to leave either. 1 meter is usually a safe distance.

There are not insufficient gamer mom shirts. This gamer mom knows that Zelda is the princess. This gamer mom also knows you can’t pause an online game. This gamer mom will game for as long as she wants. Not a soccer mom nope, this is a video game, gamer mom.

Alien Humor design for those that have been abducted, enjoy chasing UFO's, are conspiracy theory fanatics, believe in little green men, and are possibly a member of the LGBTQ lifestyle.

Wish you were near

Joe pesci vintage movie art

This funny social distancing design makes a great gift for an antisocial person or an introvert

Don't Panic

I just feel better when they're not around. Bukowski: practicing social distancing when nobody knew it was a thing.

Be a leader not a follower

Joe pesci vintage movie art

When thinking about social distancing expert, the first thing that came to mind was the castaway and it made me laugh a lot. I hope you enjoy it as well. Introverts FTW!

Covid Girl is off to the shops

Funny T-Shirt I Got Your Back Friendship Sarcastic, best friend, men, women, girls, boys, teens, sister, brother, dad, mom! Perfect gift on Christmas, New Year, Halloween, or a Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day

Bigfoot social distancing champion

Nessie knows the deal. How do you think she survived this long?

If you're quarantining or are an anti social person than this is the perfect gift item! Get it for introverts or anyone that has a funny sense of humor and avoids people at all costs! Being socially distant isn't a one time thing it's a lifestyle! This hilarious gift item is perfect for anyone who is introverted.

I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

enough said....

2 Timothy 1:7 KJV For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

You call it social distancing, I call it a normal day.

Great blackwork traditional tattoo design on your clothes. Please stay six feet away. Keep social distancing, wash your hands and stay home. 6 feet away or 6 feet under.

Anti social book club - for all introverts! You are awesome!

The perfect shirt for the introverts exists!