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Yellowman was only his nickname, of course, but he had gone by it for so long that he himself often forgot his real name. Dick. Dick Wadsworth. He preferred Yellowman.

Peter liked fruit better than vegetables. It might not make him special, he knew, but it was an important thing to know about him on a daily basis. Moreso, for example, than the details what he had buried in his basement so many years ago.

Mort studied all the time, but never had the grades to show it. Then one day, he let go, and decided to just be happy with who he was. It was the best decision he ever made.

Penny often found herself faced with crippling indecision. Something as simple as choosing a side order could send her into a dissociative state, where she could see herself saying the words, “side salad—no wait—brussels sprouts,” while hovering above her own body.

Alana had this cute little tick where she would purse her lips and pull them to the side. Eventually it became her personality.

Spiro had a way of looking at people to discern whether they were messing with him or telling the truth. It worked about 50% of the time. He only counted the times it worked, so in that sense, it was highly effective.

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Estella was different. For one, she liked both country and western music and Finnish death metal. She always lifted the seat too, after going to the bathroom, in case there was a guy waiting to use it afterwards. Estella was that kind of different.

Steve worked the night shift at a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet. He preferred it that way. It meant he could spend his days working on his book, “My Life Working at a 24-Hour Buffet.”

Edina generally liked the way she looked, yet nonetheless, every time she looked in the mirror, there was a moment of surprise at the face staring back at her. “Okay, so this is what I have to work with today,” she would think, as she put herself together to start her morning.

Scribbelina was a neat freak and she had the OCD to prove it. Why, then, did her life always seem to be unravelling like some sicko’s idea of a made-for-tv holiday movie character?

Gavin had the kind of smile that led people to give him credit for things he didn’t actually do and a pathological lack of self-awareness that made him believe he actually had achieved those things on his own merit. Go Gavin!

Zeke is that guy from work. You know which guy we’re talking about. Don’t get Zeke started. He’s that guy. That guy from work. His favorite color is your mother.

Francis like music and he liked it loud. Anyway, that’s what he told people. The truth was, Francis was no headbanger. His mind had been blown when meditating on a book of 18th century erotic poetry. He was just afraid his co-workers at the meth lab wouldn’t understand.

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Phyllis heard her name called and was in a daze. She was not expecting it at all. At least not yet. She walked up to the microphone, feeling like she wasn’t even in her own body. “First of all, it’s an honor just to be here,” she said. The fast food worker handed her her order.

Clark was the runner-up in the 2017 Worst Haircut Competition. His hobbies include running a comb through his second-place coif and blurting out random memories.

Kelly does not suffer fools. Fools suffer Kelly. Please direct all complaints to whatever your email address is. No, really, it will get to her.

Vivian knows that vegan cheese doesn’t really taste like cheese, but her hope is that if enough people buy into it, the community zeitgeist will make her pizzas taste less disappointing.

Carrie carried the weight of the world on her shoulders, a shroud of darkness emanating from her countenance. Her mere presence could drain a room of its energy. Oh, wait, sorry, wrong Carrie. Carrie2 one was pretty much the opposite of that.

Yvonne had adjusted well to life as a human, even though it hadn’t been so easy. Still, she was occasionally tripped up by the thought that others might notice there was something off about her. They couldn’t, but nonetheless, certain glances made her uneasy.

Bernice had come to loathe the internet-based dating scene. Boasting about income is not a personality trait, but rather a personality disorder, she thought, as the latest tech-bro not-so-subtly flashed his Tesla key fob.

Dennings is a cop on the edge, with a history bad paperwork and a trail of ex-wives. Donut jokes don’t fly with him, as he’s a breakfast sandwich man. Ask him if he’s a cannibal. He dares you.

Alice was working on her selfie-face, when she was bitten by a radioactive duck. It was mating season and there had been a misunderstanding.

Dervin considered himself a humanist. So much so that he appropriated every culture he encountered. He considered it his version of the Will Rogers saying, “I never met a man I didn’t like.” This is Dervin without dreadlocks.

Dave was always misplacing things. His keys, his wallet, you name it. Sometimes they were in his pocket. Other times in his vacuum sealed, password protected, underground bunker with time release lock. Those were the days he was late.

Deidre was starstruck by all things famous. Whether a celebrity, a mascot or a breakfast cereal somehow being near something important made her feel important.

Lisa was always up for something new. To her, life was meant to be an adventure and there was no greater tragedy than boredom. It is for this reason she was unsuited for her job as a forensic librarian.

Tabitha always held out hope. Like the time her lottery card matched in the second digit on every single number. “Well, I’m halfway there,” she thought, as she discarded the ticket, not realizing that every single first digit matched too, just not on the correct numbers.

Stanislav always hated his name. That is, until he embraced it and began dressing like a Stanislav. Then he loved it so. In this way, he learned the art of self-acceptance and was often complimented as being the best dressed plumber in the tri-state area.

Derrick isn't bright, but people often mistake him for being a genius because he has money. Everybody knows someone who knows a Derrick.

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Buddy was no coward, that much was certain. He just had an irrational fear of things most women weren’t afraid of. Purchasing feminine hygiene products for example.