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The best fictional medical centre in Canada.

The best fictional medical centre in Canada.

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Show your love for Dork Tales Expo!

In a life of plastic, no one can hear you scream!

Say what you will, but Dave had a point. Support the supervillain (or Dave) in your life with this shirt!

It's time for Rime: chibi style! This shirt has the cast of our Rime of the Frostmaiden stream with original art!

It's the dating sim that you've been waiting for! Join the cast of Dork Tales as they navigate love, magic, and adventure at the school for mages!

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

Wear your pride on your sleeve for your service in the USCMC! Semper Vigilantes, marine! Fort Nebraska may be a dusty, icy rock, but that doesn't stop you from fond memories of bad food, freeze dried coffee, and the best friends a soldier could ask for.

Join the Paradoxical Ghoul army! twitch.tv/paradoxicalghoul

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

Ready for book 3 of our Mage the Ascension chronicle? We are!