Elder Merch

Here at Die Scum Incorporated we only channel the most eldritch of horrors.

I was going to wish you a Merry Christmas, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

raven of odin elder futhark runes distressed

OBEY LORD CTHULU!

Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Masculine gender.

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

Cthulhu Ftaghn! Show your fealty to the Dreaming God with this sign that you're one of Great Cthulhu's All-Star Cultists.

Honor the Three with this classic Morrowind temple.

Design with the symbol of The Kitab Al-Azif or better known as The Necronomicon, the book of the dead the greatest grimoire in the universe created by the loner of Providence, Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

What's your relationship status?

Great Old One

Great old ones, outer gods and other Lovecraftian Cthulhu Mythos creatures as cute as you've never seen them! Gotta wear them all! PLEASE ONLY PRINT ON DARK COLOR

The Treasure Queen

Grab your Taco Cat and praise the Divines!

A perfect design fitting for Gamers who loves Skyrim series it can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves Skyrim series.

God be with you

How it really happened...

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

From the pages of d20Monkey, the crest and motto of the Innsmouth Garden Society

"If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.” - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

Any man or woman or cat may join the Dark Brotherhood. Initiates must display the ability to play with their pray mercilessly, without regret or sorrow. As a result, their ranks include mostly cats.

Respect Your Elders

SWAMPS

A little Token of Lizard Rogue Skar-Tail

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A design based on the Ordinators from the Elder Scrolls video game series.

For someone proud of their age. Tells the world that they are not taking aging lying down. Great gift for a cheeky geezer.

Show off your love of the Skyrim universe with this Iron Arrow Mead shirt! It goes straight to your knee!

A design based on the sigils of house Dagoth

This runic inscription is of the Elder Futhark, the oldest form of rune alphabet. I've based my version off of the Kylver Stone which is from around 400 CE and is the oldest known written sequence of the Elder Futhark. Some of the runes are a little different from what is commonly seen elsewhere. Perhaps this is a personal "handwriting" style, the runes hadn't been formalized in style, or even a mistake? The final symbol-- the tree-like one-- is not part of the Elder Futhark but thought to perhaps be a bindrune. For my version I have written each rune by hand with ink and a calligraphy brush then scanned it to make it truly unique!

"I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form" -- Hrongar