Enlightenment Funny Merch

Enjoy the Buddha's incredible peace and serenity and stay zen. Power symbol of awakening, freedom, peace and wisdom.

Hello Fellow Traveller :) ... Well, it's true! ... And to be expected... And that's OK... ♥JulieAnne

To be free from the binds of limitations; the mind liberated. Also for people who love opossums! They are so cute

This yoga T-shirt depicts a light bulb meditating; if om shows the road to Enlightenment, ohm will guide you along the path of less resistance. Probably the funniest yoga T-shirt ever. : ) Namaste.

Y'all know what I'm talking about.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Nothing is pleasant that is not spiced with variety."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "I have often thought upon death, and I find it the least of all evils."

Funny Sloth in Yoga position with enlightenment lights

The age-old question - What came first, The Chicken or the Egg - is finally answered. Go educate the world!

Create Creative Mind Idea

Cthulhu spent countless aeons under the waves, but what if he wasn't just dreaming? What if he was meditating? Even an entity of utmost evil could make some serious progress that way. An enlightened Cthulhu, rising from the waves might look something like this.

Sometimes you have to be on that "It is what it is" mindset to be on full enlightenment

Grunge style mystic anti racism themed design.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. This one is about gardening.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Slander boldly, something always sticks."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "It's all so meaningless, we may as well be extraordinary."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Nothing is pleasant that is not spiced with variety."

You know it's true.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Knowledge itself is power."

inhale & exhale

Words to live by.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Great boldness is seldom without some absurdity."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust an old authors to read."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly."

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "There is no exquisite beauty...without some strangeness in the proportion."

This yoga T-shirt depicts a light bulb meditating; if om shows the road to enlightenment, ohm will guide you along the path of less resistance. Probably the funniest yoga T-shirt ever. : ) Namaste.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. " All rising to a great place is by a winding stair."

Only the most sophisticated of eyeware for this enlightened individual’s googly third eye. This black and white illustration is also available as a line drawing.

This Pug has achieved enlightenment. Hand drawn line work with pointillism shading the coloring was done in Photoshop.

Wisdom, sapience, or sagacity is the ability to contemplate and act productively using knowledge, experience, understanding, common sense, and insight. Wisdom is associated with attributes such as unbiased judgment, compassion, experiential self-knowledge, self-transcendence and non-attachment, and virtues such as ethics and benevolence

Transcendental meditation anyone? Fun T Shirt guaranteed to get some smiles.

Keep Calm and Sleep Less Pray More is a parody with an Islamic theme of any daylight fasting and Ramadam preparations. The act of fasting is said to cleanse the soul and bring believers closer to God. It teaches people about self-discipline, self-control, sacrifice, and empathy for those who are less fortunate. This hadith (verified saying of the Prophet Muhammad) goes on to say that just hunger and thirst alone will not yield spiritual enlightenment and reward. The act of sincere prayer and worship must accompany it. This gift is ideal for any of the Islamic holy days whether it be the Ramadan, Bayram, Hajj, Islamic New Year, or the Day of Ashura

"Could You Please Not Vibrate At That Frequency?" Funny quote

A vintage retro, inspirational and iconic design for hunters, outdoor lovers, campers, hikers, and fans of Sasquatch cryptozoology, mysterious animals, legends, folklore games, nature, forests, woods, mountains, parks, adventure, motivation and monsters. Design by the National Cryptid Society, we love all things cryptozoology including Bigfoot, Dogman, Sea Serpents, and even UFOs. A perfect birthday or holiday gift for dad, mom, teen and kids of all ages or fans of the unknown, supernatural and paranormal!