Existential Crisis Merch

Thank god I'm Atheist

A bee in the middle of a big flower says "I exist without my consent". May contain a pinch of existentialism, sorry!

A bee in the middle of a big flower says "I exist without my consent". May contain a pinch of existentialism, sorry!

Black and white design when you're angsty but still cute.

Whimsical bomb with a bondage leg, lighted, and ready to explode on a retro sunset background. This is a funny reminder that in life shit happens, No matter how things look bad, knowing it could even be worse. Perfect for anyone who wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread that's funny and sarcastic. Nihilism is the way to live in this world of sadness.

Winning Is For Losers

Beware False Prophets

I may be an existentialist, but I'm not sure if I exist before my morning coffee.

Embrace the humor in existential contemplation with “Existential Sparrow - Screaming Into the Void Artwork”. This unique piece juxtaposes the light-hearted appearance of a cartoon sparrow with the profound concept of an existential crisis. The sparrow, caught in a moment of vocal release, symbolizes the universal feeling of heck. The expressive detail in the sparrow’s eyes and the exaggerated open beak against a stark blue backdrop evoke both laughter and empathy. It’s a perfect blend of whimsy and depth, catering to those who find solace in humor during introspective moments. Let the “Existential Sparrow” be your companion in those moments of whimsical pondering or just hankering for a good screech.

That is the question! Feeling existential today? Here's your tshirt.

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An astronaut, lost in space, feels neglected and abandoned. Confronted with overwhelming loneliness, they search for meaning in their isolated existence amidst the vast darkness of the cosmos.

thank you bag but for those of us with unmedicated anxiety.

s everything all right in the wurst-case scenario? Embrace the absurdity with this hilarious design featuring the existential crisis of having hot dog fingers.

Commissioned by Erik Hoel for The Intrinsic Perspective

Bearly existing is a cute design with bear holding a coffee having a existential crisis. Vintage and minimalistic design

Bearly existing design with a tired bear with a coffee in his hands. barely existing play on words

And on the 8th day, God said let my son ride a bad-ass dinosaur.

The perfect gift for cat and sarcasm lovers. Felix is a fun and cute ordinary black cat. But sometimes, nihilism, dark humor and existential crises take over, leading him to say quotes like "I don't care". And that's it. There is nothing more to say. Creativity is for fools. For a friend, mom, dad, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, alien, ghost, monster or whoever it is. Only cats and (not) good vibes.

Find humor in adversity with our ironic design, perfect for those who embrace dark humor and find motivation in the absurdity of life.

Introducing "Gloomydrop," a tiny confectionery wonder adrift in existential musings. Its sugary exterior masks a world-weary demeanor as it contemplates the profound mysteries of the gumdrop universe. In this whimsical realm, even candy creatures ponder the meaning of sweet existence.

Suck My Happiness

Add a dose of dark humor to your wardrobe with our witty tee, designed for those who know that sometimes laughter is the best medicine, even when things seem bleak.

It's a bottomless cup of coffee

Hang In There It Gets Worse

Perfect for your existential crisis!

You asked for it, we got it. Let everyone know that you're

What am I?

Consciousness

It beats being at Denny's

Smile! Tomorrow will be worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers Smile! Tomorrow will be worse is for lovers of cartoon style and existential dread. for those who speak fluent sarcasm, for those who have only negative vibes and for all sad girls and boys. if you love sadness, sarcasm, nihilism, dark humor and retro goth

Sometimes you just don't wanna.

A minimal typography design, of the words why not in white text. Something to wear while you think about it. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

This Special Swan is a representation of year 2020... What a year... Thanks Mr.Swan.

A minimal typography design, of the word why in white text. Small word for a big question. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.