Exterior Illumination Merch

If you can't wait to get your Christmas lights on for the holiday season - you will love this t-shirt! Show your sense of humor and make the neighbors jealous by wearing this tee. It is an awesome gift for any family member or friend that styles themselves as an illumination expert.

Gift for Family Exterior Illumination Expert Christmas Light Decorator

Hilarious tshirt for the person who goes all out on christmas with christmas lights and decorations. Funny holiday shirt would be great for a ugly knitted sweater contest or if you're an electrician it would make a funny christmas present for the holiday season.

Fun & festive "Exterior Illumination Expert" funny Santa Claus Christmas Lights design is perfect for those that love decorating for Xmas. Sleigh all day w/ this fun Santa tee. Ugly Christmas Sweater matching Xmas pajama is perfect for the whole family. Celebrate winter in style with this funny Exterior Illumination Expert Xmas Design. Perfect for celebrating this Holiday season, Family Photos, Xmas parties, Decorating & opening Christmas gifts. Makes the perfect Pj / Pajama top, Ugly Christmas sweater.

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!

My take on a National Lampoons Christmas Vacation design.

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!

Brighten up your holiday spirit with our "Exterior Illumination Expert" design, paying homage to the legendary Clark Griswold from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! Declare your mastery of holiday decorations and celebrate the art of lighting up the neighborhood with this festive and humorous design. Whether you're decking the halls with a thousand lights or just appreciating Clark's dedication to festive excess, this is your badge of honor in the world of Christmas cheer. So, please be sure to display it proudly and let your expertise in exterior illumination shine as bright as the Griswold house on Christmas Eve!

Exterior Illumination Expert

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.

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We'll light you up. The pro's at Christmas light decorating.

My Dad Taught Me Exterior Illumination - Christmas Vacation Quote

I Taught My Son Exterior Illumination - Christmas Vacation Quote

Funny Christmas Lights Exterior Illumination Expert Shirts and Gifts

Funny Christmas Lights Exterior Illumination Expert Shirts and Gifts

If you can't wait to get your Christmas lights on for the holiday season - you will love this t-shirt! Show your sense of humor and make the neighbors jealous by wearing this tee. It is an awesome gift for any family member or friend that styles themselves as an illumination expert.

Chibi Mom - Certified Exterior Illumination Expert

Exterior Illumination Expert - Christmas Light Decorator

Chibi Dad - Certified Exterior Illumination Expert

There is only one expert when it comes to holiday lighting.

Funny christmas gift for 2022

If you can't get your lights to work, make sure to check the light switch!

Old Sparky will hang your lights with care at Christmas time Vacation

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.