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Farts.

You should be thankful.

Real Women Fart

TODDART

It’s a truth that no one can deny! Everybody Farts…sometimes. But hold on… Funny take on a classic saying.

The perfect gift

When you love & punch farts, man

Get your farts shirt that is made off of the Ford logo!

When you have ranch dressing, the only thing that follows is RANCH FARTS!!!

None of the mess

I fart a lot!

Delightfully tasteless!

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

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A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

Anyone out there? If so, get your balls (or lady balls) down to Tucson! My name is Phil Miller and I promise you I'm a non-murderer/nice person/hottie (depending on who you ask) Hope to see you soon.

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

I've recently learned not everyone has the same opinion on this... but I think broccoli stinks when it's being cooked. I can't tell you how many times I've come home and told the wife the kiddo needs a new diaper only to find out we're having broccoli for supper. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

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1% Anxious 99% Hot Gas

Funny - Farts Don't Show Up In An MRI Do They? Asking For A Friend.

Giddy Up, Sparkle Farts! There's Chaos To Spread!!

Gift for someone who can't stop farting. Your farter perhaps...sorry, I mean "father".

A funny design thats says, "Stealing hearts & blasting farts." A humorous design that will make you chuckle.

Funny Valentines theme design perfect for all the fart knockers in love or out there breaking hearts and passing gas.

Top on the list of things NOT to say while playing golf during a thunderstorm.

Farting Kid

I can smell your fart

Bandits food choices are not on trial here!

What is more amazing than Nature's own gas?

A Grumpy Old Fart makes a To-Do List