Festivus Merch

Air your grievances in style! Embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus for the rest of us. An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular, non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength.

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Festivus for the Rest of Us!

Air your grievances in style! Embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus for the rest of us. An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular, non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength.

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

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Air your grievances in style! This original design by the CoinRiot art collective helps you embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus with the rest of us. An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular, non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength. Let’s rumble!

A Festivus for the Rest of Us

The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends. That famous quote with a single wet golf ball

Monk's Cafe

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

Festivus Greetings! This fun design depicts that time honored decoration: the festivus pole, but this time used to store extra toilet paper! It's the perfect design for 2021.

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

those movies mentioned in seinfeld

Importer/Exporter

SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.

Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Retirement Community - They don't want us there so we're going.

Seinfeld, the show about nothing, but hilarious.

The Moops

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Monks.

Del Boca Vista / Faded Style 90s Design

Made up logo from the fake charity used by George Costanza in the TV show Seinfeld. Made as a creative parody and an expression of fan art, without any intention of copyright infrigment.

An illustration celebrating holiday music on the radio

The Summer of George

Happy Hyper-Consumerism Greetings - Double-sided Corporate America sees us as mindless automatons, to make them billionaires. Unfortunately, right now, they're right. #SubversiveWare Subversive Ware SubversiveWare

Festivus is on December 23 and it’s perfect for those who don’t have a traditional holiday to celebrate. Although it sounds paradoxical, its purpose makes a lot of sense. Not everyone has a major holiday to celebrate like Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa and they can feel left out. This holiday gives many people a non-denominational and non-commercial holiday to call their own. Festivus is for everybody!

Serenity Now....... Insanity Later.

Black & White Cookie

Seinfeld (/ˈsaɪnfɛld/ SYNE-feld) is an American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, over nine seasons and 180 episodes. It stars Seinfeld as a fictionalized version of himself and focuses on his personal life with three of his friends: best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City. It has been described as "a show about nothing", often focusing on the minutiae of daily life.

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