Fnord Merch

SEE THE FNORDS. Immanentize the eschaton with this original garment of operation MINDFUCK. All praise Discordia. Hail Eris!

You must disguise the chemtrail immediately and report to Melania Trump! Fnord.

Fnord design.

You read the book, now wear the Tshirt. See the fnords and mindfuck the flower power. Wearing this tshirt make you a pope. Hail Eris!

RAW, so fnord! Expand your reality tunnel with this Robert Anton Wilson's tshirt.

Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

A fun parody tee to celebrate one of my favorite people.

A design based on the eye in the pyramid, and a quote from Robert Anton Wilson's books 'The Illuminatus Trilogy' , the all seeing eye

Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.

Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.

Let everyone know YOU are the president of discord. Tom can't be though, cause Tom sucks.

For almost a hundred years science has been haunted by a dark secret: that there might be mysterious hidden worlds beyond our human senses. Mystics had long claimed there were such places. And the guardians of these places are all around us, manipulating world events at every turn for their nefarious purploses. Or, it might just be paranoia... Check the sizing chart!

The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Éris deserves all the likes in the world, hail ÉRIS.

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris.