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The classic FWS logo on a tee!

It's Junior Raindrop, the rogue water droplet. I don't know what else to tell you.

It's Stubby, the pencil stub who teaches kids about vanishing points and perspective! Run!

The Cautious Twins!

It's the star of one of our most baffling shorts, "Stop Driving Us Crazy!" This alien traversed the cosmos to lecture you about traffic safety. Maybe humor him?

Too shy to recommend Fun With Shorts to everyone you meet? Let the oil lobbyist alien from Destination: Earth do it for you!

It's Bert the Turtle from Duck and Cover. If those words mean anything to you, this is the shirt for you.

It's Bert from Duck and Cover! Do what he says or you might die. Sorry.

One of the best things in life is cuddling with our furry pals!

The alien fossil fuel pitchman from Destination Earth, as seen on Fun With Shorts.