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"Officially retired but I have plans with my AUSSIE DOODLE" indicates that despite retiring from a career, the individual remains active and engaged, particularly with their Australian Shepherd-Poodle mix (AUSSIE DOODLE). This suggests a lifestyle focused on companionship and leisure, with the AUSSIE DOODLE being a central part of their daily activities and plans during retirement. Whether it's outdoor adventures, training sessions, or simply spending quality time together, the retiree's life revolves around the bond they share with their furry companion.

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It's a bold statement that showcases the power and determination of seasoned lifters, proving that age is just a number in the gym.

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Looking for a cute loan officer gift? Surprise a mother with this cute and lovely loan officer lettering. Perfect Loan Officer gift idea for a birthday, christmas, secret santa or even for yourself!

Looking for the funniest fireman gift ideas? Or something that will make everyone laugh? Make a statement as the World's Okayest Fireman! Or surprise your fireman friend. Perfect Fireman gift idea for a birthday, christmas, secret santa or even for yourself!

Perfect gift for the elderly who love retirement. Great for Birthday or Christmas for any retiree who loves bungee jumping. Fitting for Father’s Day (3rd Sunday in June), Mother’s Day (2nd Sunday of May) and Grandparents Day (1st Sunday of September after Labor Day).

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Pickleball fanatics will stop for pickleball any time, any where! See a pickleball court sign, go ahead and brake for it.

Watch how hilarity ensures as you gift this shirt to the your riding bud who took a tumble while full sending it 🚴‍♂️😅 It's a reminder that every pothole, every ding, and every scratch feels like a personal affront. Let this 'Is My Bike Alright" cycling shirt be your lighthearted way of saying, 'My bike is my baby, and I'm not ashamed to show it!'" 🌟🚲😄 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Wear your 'I'm Getting Cranky' cycling shirt to express your cycling withdrawal symptoms, caused by life's pesky responsibilities. 🚴‍♂️😤Your cranky shirt, lets everyone know that today's ride is fueled by equal parts passion, and irritation 😄After all, every bike ride needs a little drama, right?" 🌟🚲😆 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

This is a cool cycling shirt for the cyclists who embrace their skills with a wink and a smile! 🚴‍♂️😄 You may not be breaking records or crushing KOM's, but you're still having a blast on two wheels. This shirt is great for those leisurely rides or intense cycling adventures. You'll find it to be the perfect conversation starter with fellow cyclists that appreciate your laid back cycling style, and the camaraderie that comes with acknowledging the joy of the ride, no matter your pace. Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Our 'Don't Mess with a Senior on a Bike' is the cool cycling shirt to remind everyone that you may have a few wrinkles, but you can still leave them in the dust! 🚴‍♂️😂 Let this shirt be your sassy reminder that age and biking are a winning combination, and messing with a senior cyclist means you're in for a ride you won't forget!" 🌟🚲😄 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

This cute & funny retiree design says "retirement means going from working to fishing full time" and is perfect for anyone who has recently retired and has chosen to spend their newly found time on the best hobby out there: fishing! Grab this awesome retired fisher design as a gift for a parent or grandparent who has recently retired and learned to enjoy their free time away from full-time work! Anyone who is retired & loves fishing for fun will love this cool retiree saying!

Looking for a fabulous flight instructor gift? Surprise someone or even yourself with this super cute - Flight Instructors are Fabulous, like Unicorns only better! - quote. It will put a smile on anyones face and show how much the person is appreciated. Perfect gift idea for birthday, Christmas or a small secret santa present for flight instructors.

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Looking for a great appreciation gift idea for your child's fine arts teacher? A truly Great Fine Arts Teacher is hard to find, difficult to part with and impossible to forget - this beautiful quote is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the best fine arts teacher ever! Perfect way to say Thank You, End of Year gifts, Appreciation Day or just a small present that will help remind any teacher that their hard work is appreciated.

Looking for hair stylist puns? Surprise an awesome Hair Stylist with this funny Owlsome Hair Stylist pun. It will put a smile on anyones face and show how much he or she is appreciated. Perfect gift idea for birthday, colleagues or even for yourself! If you are an Owlsome hair stylist of course :)

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'I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage' the perfect cycling shirt for those who know age is just a number, and their style is eternally cool! 🚴‍♂️🎉 The truth is, just like a fine wine, you've only gotten better with time. Let this shirt be your playful declaration that you're not an old cyclist, you're just vintage 🌟😄🚲 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Our 'Or We Could Ride Bikes' cycling shirt is our favorite ace under the sleeve when anyone suggests an activity other than cycling! 🚴‍♂️😄 Playfully remind everyone that when it comes to adventures, cycling is always the best option. Let this shirt be your hilarious way of saying, 'Sorry, not sorry, but bike rides come first!'" 🌟🚲🏆 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Watch how hilarity ensures as you gift this shirt to the your riding bud who took a tumble while full sending it 🚴‍♂️😅 It's a reminder that every pothole, every ding, and every scratch feels like a personal affront. Let this 'Is My Bike Alright" cycling shirt be your lighthearted way of saying, 'My bike is my baby, and I'm not ashamed to show it!'" 🌟🚲😄 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

A funny cycling T-shirt gift from Cyclingtees for the casual cyclist. Makes a great Father's day gift, Dad Birthday Gift, or Dad Retirement Gift. Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

A funny cycling T-shirt gift from Cyclingtees for the casual cyclist. Makes a great Father's day gift, Dad Birthday Gift, or Dad Retirement Gift. Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez