Funny Sperm Merch

Majestic, serene, mysterious

Have a look at the most beautiful colourful red orange pink violet and blushed coloured Colourful Human Sperm under the microscope.

Funny design describing a competition amongst sperms and hey! You won

Double Headed Abnormal Human Sperm

Double Headed Abnormal Human Sperm

Be Different! This Be Different design is for all those who know that different is not dangerous, and love vintage and different art styles. Illustration in artsy style features a bearded man on a silly horse.

Human Sperm Colourful Cute Accurate

This funny whale design will make you smile every time. Whether for adults or kids, anyone interested in sea creatures and whales will love this funny design.

"It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity." - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

whales, ocean, crayons, oceanic, water

"It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity." - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I'd rather be Whaling JK., whales are too awesome and I don't want to go to jail. Funny Sarcastic Nautical-

Narwhal shirt