Apology Merch

Hungry Apology

A simple phrase in a dark red font.

Sal's famous apology from the Howard Stern Show. Makes a perfect gift for fans of Howard Stern and Sal and Richard.

This design means a lot to me as I help my kids recover from generational trauma. It is so important to make sure apologies are genuine and produce change....not excuses!

Sal's apology from the Howard Stern Show.

Sal's famous apology from the Howard Stern Show. Makes a perfect gift for fans of Howard Stern and Sal and Richard.

A sarcastic, insincere apology in typographic form, in blue dripping letters.

THIS LION'S EXPRESSION DOESN'T CONVEY HOW SORRY I AM

I am not ashamed nor will I apologize for being American and you shouldn't either!

art by ohh meed

If you can't seem to say it well in words, give this and humbly ask for forgiveness. Admit you were wrong without having to say it, but do say I love you!

It's has caused suffering and destruction all over the globe so I'm aware it's a sensitive topic, however I feel there is always room to ridicule faceless forces of nature like this.

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if you know, you know

Truth. We are sorry uncle George. Please come back.

It's Tua late, it's just Tua late

Make sure to stretch it out to 10 minutes! (Stickers available as an alternate design in my store!)

Tell people that you're 100% pro-abortion, on demand, without apology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Make sure to stretch it out to 10 minutes!

Domt apologize for who you are

sorry i am late my cat was sitting on me

Grab Dwight Scrute, The Office Quote. Perfect Design for everyone who love The Office Movie. Product Is Perfect gifts For Your Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, uncle, auntie, friends and all people fans of Dwight Scrute, The Office.

This is perfect for when you're sorry, but not sorry. Like, all the time.

Apology not necessary and thus not accepted

Apology accepted, trust denied.

Sarcastic quote, "Apology accepted, trust denied."

Two clowns in a park red circus tent on a background, the other clown is sad and the other is sorry, the moon is shining and a little dog tries to comfort.

Any dog lover has had an "I'm sorry" moment with their canine! Any human has had the need to apologize to another human. Here's a sincere, heartwarming way to do that!

An Apology To Elephants

single line art of Monica Geller from Friends dancing with a turkey on her head

Free abortion on demand without apology! Based on a design by Laser Bloc, found at acab.city. Anarchafeminist colors added by me.

Sorry, not sorry. We all use apologies to get out of messes-- but some times, we don't really mean it. It's the hidden asterisk behind our most blase sorries. 'Sorry I can't' with an underscore of 'and I really don't want to'.

I apologize for my behavior during Cookie Season

I’m Sorry Awesome