Better Off Dead Merch

Better Off Dead Inspired Design

I Want Some Too!

You would be wise to do as Mother says, Lane Myer!

I want my two dollars!

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vail resorts is the bad guy in the 80's ski movies who want to take over your local mountain and turn it into a corporate shithole.

ITS PURE SNOW

THIS IS PURE SNOW!

Don't forget to "Pat The Pig" as you try to impress the French foreign exchange student.

If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Celebrate your favorite '80s comedy with this unique design!

This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

I want my two dollars!

Everybody Wants Some Burgers from Better off Dead

Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. The doctor says she’ll be okay, but she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for a while.

Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Hit the slopes in style with our "Go That Way Really Fast" snow skiing design, inspired by the classic wisdom from "Better Off Dead"! Embrace the thrill of downhill adventure with this rad design that captures the essence of Lane Myer's epic skiing mantra. It's a call to shred the mountain with confidence and a dash of '80s flick nostalgia. So, channel your inner Lane, blaze your trail down the powdery slopes, and let the world know you're not just skiing; you're skiing with style!

K12 Certified ski instructors that teach you the basics, like using only one ski.

Everybody Wants Some!

Better off dead dinner attire

For any Cusack or Better Off fans of good homestyle cooking.

Ricky from better off dead

Everybody Wants Some!

Everybody Wants Some! Lookin' good today, pal; lookin' real good!

Everybody Wants Some!

Everybody wants some! Inspired by the 1985 classic comedy Better Off Dead starring John Cusack.

Greendale

Better Off Dead quote from Johnny the paper boy

I know where you can score some... some great merch. Alright that was cheezy.

The K-12

The relentless (but kinda in the right) Johnny Gasparini from Steve Holland's classic, "Better Off Dead" just wants to get what he's rightfully due.

Everybody Wants Some

Hit the slopes with our Better Off Dead-inspired design that captures the daring spirit of Lane Myer's legendary K-12 ski run! This design is a stylish homage to Lane's epic quest for love and triumph on the slopes. Whether you're a skiing enthusiast or just embracing life's challenges, display this design as a reminder to approach every journey with determination and a touch of '80s flair.

The Price is Right

Elevate your style and mindset with this Better Off Dead-inspired design. Channel the determined spirit of Lane Myer and let this quote be a reminder that a little taste of success can go a long way. Whether you're conquering personal goals or taking on life's challenges, this is a symbol of your journey toward success. So, embrace the wisdom of Better Off Dead and let your style reflect the confidence that comes with even a small taste of triumph!