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Imagination Quote from Alice in Wonderland.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Never Trust the Loving is a great quote from the Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice. This Burton film is full of great quotes and this is one of favorites. Even nowadays you should not trust the living for Tim Burton may have been onto something. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

Women are not an interest group. They are mothers and daughters and sisters and wives. They are half of this country and they are perfectly capable of making their own choices about their health. Bold prochoice feminist quotation by former president Barack Obama. Keep abortion legal and keep women safe.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

Typographic design featuring Marie Curie quote, "Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."

Matt Foley

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

Give your balls a tug

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

Don't Call Me Shirley.

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

Gym Motivation for Hustlers

I Cast Fireball Dialogue merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party in all situations, like a stealth check, insight check, or history check. Shout this funny fantasy quote when slaying a monster or defeating a boss during your gaming night!

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Reproduction: Vote For Pedro | T-shirt with similar font used in the 2004 film Napoleon Dynamite.

Unleash your playful side with our statement piece, "If You Let Them Shenan Once, best believe they'll shenan again." Dive into a collection of witty apparel featuring recurring shenanigans, perfect for those who appreciate humor-infused, unique fashion.

… Then I do the things!

Squits, Timmy, Tommy, Yeah-Yeah, Smalls, Ham, Benny the Jet Rodriquez... the gang's all here!

Barbie The Movie quote - "Do you guys ever think about dying?"

Take Chances! Make Mistakes! Get Messy! - Ms. Frizzle This design is great for a teacher gift, classroom art, or to decorate a nursery or play room.

a simple no works fine

Dream Kid Meme. "Have You Ever Had a Dream...You Could Do Anything". The perfect funny / inspirational gift for anyone!

Sarcastic Collection!

You're no daisy at all

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Vintage Remember Kids Electricty Kil You

MY HYPOCRISY GOES ONLY SO FAR!