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"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Tags: 70s, 80s movies, amigos, ashtray, he hates these cans

The Jerk: All I Need Kids Hoodie

by Cool Dojo

$36 $30

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Steve Martin

Tags: the jerk quote, the jerk bull shit, he hates these cans, 80s movies, the jerk quotes

The Jerk Kids T-Shirt

by FutureSpaceDesigns

$18 $13

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The Jerk

Tags: the jerk

What a Jerk Tapestry

by StarWarsJunk

$30 $23

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Mixed media available on most products

Tags: winchester, spn, spnfamily, winchester bros, sam winchester

JERK Hoodie

by Kevin A. Kehoe

$39 $32

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Brotherly love.

Tags: leviathan, sam and dean, manny peters art design, tv shows, pop culture

Jerk Crewneck Sweatshirt

by mannypdesign

$38 $30

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Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Tags: navin johnson, he hates these cans, pizza in a cup, cup o pizza, bullshit

Cup O' Pizza Kids Hoodie

by harebrained

$36 $30

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I'm picking out a thermos for you!

Tags: pop culture, funny, humor, movie, bernadette peters

A Thermos for You Pin

by The Sadsquatch

$2.75 $2.00

I was born a poor black child Posters and Art

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You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

Tags: 80s movies, opti grab, i was born a poor black child, 70s movies, the jerk quote

I was born a poor black child Posters and Art

by PopCultureShirts

$13 $7.00

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I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Tags: the jerk, navin johnson

Vintage Jerk Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by harebrained

$22 $16

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The Jerk Store

Tags: assman, festivus, george costanza, jerk store, newman

The Jerk Store Pillow

by DarkLordPug

$25 $20

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Bull Shit

Tags: billy, bull shit, message, movie

Bull Shit T-Shirt

by grekhov

$22 $16

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Jerk Tote

by PatriciaCorrales

$20 $14

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Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

Tags: he hates these cans, wild and crazy guys, 70s comic, roxanne, carl reiner

He Hates These Cans! Tank Top

by Fanboy Museum

$20 $13

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A classic look for a classic comedy

Tags: the jerk quote, the jerk bull shit, he hates these cans, navin johnson, steve martin

He Hates These Cans T-Shirt

by harebrained

$22 $16

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Have You Seen A Five-Year-Old Boy, Blond Hair And He’s Wearing A T-Shirt That Says ‘Bullshit’ On It?

Tags: bullshit, steve martin

Bull Shit shirt from The Jerk Sticker

by Ronkytonk

$2.50 $2.00

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ICE CREAM ANYONE?

Tags: vamp 55, halloween horror nights, hhn

VAMP '55 SODA JERK Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by HHN UPDATES

$22 $16

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Navin's Train rides

Tags: 1979, 80s, 80s movies, be somebody, bullshit

The Jerk Kids T-Shirt

by Steve The Bulldog

$18 $13

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THE JERK: Bull Shit

Tags: 70s movies, 80s movies, bull shit, bullshit, comedy

THE JERK: Bull Shit Posters and Art

by DarkLordPug

$13 $7.00

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the one and ONLY!!!!!!!

Tags: city, 70s, retro, artist, 80s

JERK Tapestry

by THE JERKMONGER SHOP

$30 $23

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the jerk collection

Tags: best seller, retro, most recent, new, smoking

jerk Tote

by Hard4

$20 $14

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Total Jerk.

Tags: drinks, green, tv, pastryho, cups

Total Jerk Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by PastryHo

$24 $18

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Steve martin 1978

Tags: bill murray, blazing saddles, caddyshack, chevy chase, george carlin

Steve martin 1978 Pillow

by Junnas Tampolly

$25 $20

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We love you, and there's nothing you can do about it! Chit-Chat by Riff-Raff. For your weekly dose of sass talk! www.jerkpractice.com

Tags: podcasting, humor, comedy, comedy podcast

JERK PRACTICE Tapestry

by Casey Van Heel

$30 $23

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A friendly reminder to not believe everything that you think.

Tags: geeky, science gift, gothic, goth, humor

Don't Listen To This Jerk Sticker

by BlueSpecsStudio

$2.50 $2.00

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Old jerk

Tags: bad brains, black flag, blink 182, circle jerks, heavy metal

Old jerk Kids T-Shirt

by Roni Dan Neni

$18 $13

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Circle jerk

Tags: band, hardcore, metal, music, musician

Circle jerk Hoodie

by kirilam

$39 $32

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You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Tags: 70s, 70s movies, 80s, catshirt, comedy

Cat Juggling Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Tenacious Designs

$22 $16

Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone Cartoon Soda Jerk Baseball T-Shirt

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A design for ice cream lovers!

Tags: retro, soda jerk, vintage, 1950s, diners drive ins and dives

Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone Cartoon Soda Jerk Baseball T-Shirt

by PenguinCornerStore

$26 $20

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Funny Jamaican design,for all Jamaica jerk chicken lovers.

Tags: jamaica food, jamaican flag, jamaica, jamaican slang, jamaican vacation

Jamaica Jerk Chicken, Jamaica Flag Pin

by alzo

$2.75 $2.00

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vintage 90s dog vibes

Tags: i love dogs, love dogs, best dogs, pets, pet lovers

Jerk Sticker

by 90s Vintage Clothes

$2.50 $2.00

Don't Listen To This Jerk Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Part psychology humor part wanted poster for the body's most dangerous organ.

Tags: psychologist, science, mental health, depression, anxiety

Don't Listen To This Jerk Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by BlueSpecsStudio

$22 $16

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It’s them

Tags: cartoon, cute, duck, funny, mean

Jerk Phone Case

by Vulture Vomit Designs

$25 $20

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ZING!

Tags: costanza, george costanza, kramer, seinfeld quote, seinfeld show

The Jerk Store Tote

by Super20J

$20 $14

The Jerk Store Called - Baseball T-Shirt

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They're Running Out Of You!

Tags: 90s kid, 90s tv, festivus, george costanza quotes, humor

The Jerk Store Called - Baseball T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$26 $20

-The Jerk Store Called - Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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They're Running Out Of You!

Tags: 90s kid, 90s tv, festivus, george costanza quotes, humor

-The Jerk Store Called - Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Trendsdk

$24 $18

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Steve Martin

Tags: the jerk, martin short, planes trains and automobiles, john candy, robin williams

Steve Martin Hoodie

by SweetTees

$39 $32

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What canvases is this the-jerk merch available in?

T-Shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Crewneck Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve T-Shirts, Baseball T-Shirts, Stickers, Phone Cases, Kids T-Shirts, Kids Hoodie, Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Mugs, Wall Art, Pillows, Totes, Tapestries, Pins, Magnets

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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