Klingon Merch

The original Klingon Warship; The Bird of Prey

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Your favorite Klingon - Renaissance style

Original piece created from the book Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Everyone leave me alone

In the words of Khaless's meshia himself, T'Kuvma: "tlhingan maH! taHjaj!" or "We are klingons! May it endure!" Show your Klingon pride with this exclusive pIqaD design!

Celebrate the women of the Klingon Empire.

"The only question I ever thought was hard, was do I like Kirk or Picard" Show off your geek side, with the iconic line from Weird Al's parody of "Ridin Dirty"

Do you speak klingon ?

Worf and his son Alexander in the episode A Fistful of Datas

After crushing the skulls of your enemies it's time to crush a few six packs of blood wine!!

'To boldly go where no man has gone before'...

Klingon Empire Emblem

Now you can wear your Klingoff T-Shirt with pride! You can drink from your Klingoff mug! Jot down coordinates in your Klingoff notebook. Check the time on your Klingoff Klock! Remind your self with how clever you are with your Klingoff acrylic desk block. Oh yes - Chas Sinklier aka VivaChas has Klingoff Stuff made just for you. Want more Klingoff designs? Buy this Klingoff stuff and we'll be encouraged to design more Klingoff products!! ~;0) VivaChas!

Starship Enterprise Retro Japanese Star Trek

celebrate pride with the Klingon Pride Logo even warriors have no boundaries when it comes to love.

QAPLA, bring honor to your house while wearing our amazing Klingon Warrior Pin-Up shirt. Done by the incredible John Ridley aka Inspector97

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The realm of the honored dead where warriors who have died honorably in battle go. They cross the river of blood to join the black fleet and fight an eternal war.

When the station is rocked by wormhole distortion, it's always the complicated orders that suffer. Keep that Klingon coffee safe, Ben!

"wejpuH, vImuS" - the original Klingon version of "Thanks, I hate it." Technically, it says "Charming, I hate it," because Klingon lacks a word for thanks, but it does have a word for saying "Charming" sarcastically.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

It's time for that eye exam woman.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. (With some added New Orleans Mardi Gras colors mixed in as well.)

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Sheldon's favorite game

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar' and what better way to practice than this coming Saint Patrick's Day? (See our updated version!) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/46843341-wheres-the-bar-nuqdaq-oh-tache-st-patricks-day-rev?store_id=2159245

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar'. (See the updated version!) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/46855220-wheres-the-bar-nuqdaq-oh-tache-revised-md23kl003b?store_id=2159245

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."