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But Did You Die?

Two tickets to the shit show is a funny design that is reflected in your family, co-workers, or friends. Show others you got tickets to the shit-show.

Stay trashy, with possum and raccoon together in this cute design

Freak in the Sheets Design. Fun design. great gift for a partner friend or co-worker.

Droppin' F-Bombs

Octopus Middle Fingers inspired by the ocean and animals lovers. Beach art is the perfect gift for nature lover

Retro style scum

Shitters Full, Christmas Vacation

TODDART

Human resources has a big file on me.

Deez Nuts Electrician

Wtf - The Element of Surprise

Flip the Bird on a T-shirt!

I'm Going To Hell In Every Religion

Ho Lee Chit

TODDART

TODDART

Swearing Can Actually Be Good for Your Health

Welcome To The Shitshow Funny Hope you brought Alcohol

Little cute kitty cat.

Fabulous Freebirds, Badstreet USA

Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Swearing Can Actually Be Good for Your Health

TODD ART

Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Funny Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.

sometime we need a little help....

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Don't let people happen when you wear this design by Tommy Devoid.

Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

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Words like, “poopface,” and “jeez,” get regularly censored on TV shows by a network-run group called Standards and Practices. When Alex Hirsch was told to change a line in his show, the Gravity Falls creator changed it to, "Not S&P approved." Now it stands as an all-time great placeholder joke.

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