Government Coverup Merch

Government Cover up

I'm fascinated with Alien abduction stories and the whole sub-culture which has grown up around it. So this is my Homage to the Alien Nation. So seriously everyone knows that all the governments in the world are merely puppets to the Alien Overlords. Everyone also knows that if you show a little respect to our benevolent Alien Overlords, good things will come to you. So be good to yourself.

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Chicago-style sickos

Be compliant and keep a low key way about yourself with this design!

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Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with research and development. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

Whether you believe or don't believe... It's a message worth wearing.

Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with recovering certain object which do not exist. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

Deep state deep dish. Serving the elite since 1776.

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It's aliens baby

Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there. You don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved in the Xenobiology department (the study of alien life forms). Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with reverse engineering development. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.