Hail Cthulhu Merch

all hail the dark lord Cthulhu

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn!" Acknowledge your servitude to the Great Old One Cthulhu who but slumbers in R'lyeh. "He talked of his dreams in a strangely poetic fashion; making me see with terrible vividness the damp Cyclopean city of slimy green stone—whose geometry, he oddly said, was all wrong—and hear with frightened expectancy the ceaseless, half-mental calling from underground: “Cthulhu fhtagn”, “Cthulhu fhtagn”." First revealed by HP Lovecraft in "The Call of Cthulhu" in 1928, now available to ward you against his worshippers world-wide! (Also known in some circles as the 'Maddeningly Minty' and 'Beyond the Starbucks' editions.)

Cthulhu Logo Tee

A D20 dice and the All Hail Cthulhu art

A Hydra logo/Chtulhu mashup

Cthulhu Logo Tee

hail goose hail goose hail goose

Cthulhu WAITS

Goose. Deserves. His. Own. Franchise.

Hail to the Primordial Radio 'Black Metal' Bo Squidley!

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