Hondo Ohnaka Merch

What would the greatest smuggler, pirate, and cult of personality do in any situation? This is a question we must all ask ourselves: what would Hondo do? Now you can rep Going Nerdy swag and spread the message of the Hondo at the same time.

Hondo Ohnaka is ready to visit Black Spire Outpost at Disneyland and has his TechnoRetro Dads shirt on!

Hondo Ohnaka is ready to visit Black Spire Outpost at Disneyland.

Rock the toothy grin of an astromech droid belonging to the second-most-famous pirate in the park on your next trip to the edge of the galaxy. And remember, as my dear mother always said, one hostage is good, two are better, but three, well, that's just good business.

Do you smell profit? I smell profit? Hondo Ohnaka smells profit. Whether you're looking to score profit from you're own side hustle or just recognizing how awesome Hondo is, this shirt is for you.

Hondo Ohnaka and his gang of pirates.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I took an entire colony of tiny tots under my expert tutelage after the Jedi Order practically begged me? True story!"