Men Explain Infinite Jest to Me Hoodie

"Hey, you're wearing glasses! Have you ever heard of this book by David Foster Wallace?" If you're a female-identifying individual who spends time in coffee shops, bookstores, or the kind of bars where they put egg whites in cocktails, you've invariably had to fend off this kind of attention. Hell, a lot of men deal with it too. DFW fans are an aggressive breed. Head them off at the pass with a shirt that says "Umm, nope." "Infinite Jest" is a good book but no book deserves to be as over-explained and used as a cultural signifier, let alone one about drugged-out teenagers who play tennis. Tell the world you're over it.