I'm My Cat's Emotionally Supportive Human Funny But True Hoodie

Cat always by your side, can’t seem to shake the cat, bathroom breaks alone a thing of the past, Your bed not your own anymore while your kitty stretches and lounges out with you almost on the floor most nights, house torn up when you leave. Have a vocally disappointed kitten when you leave home for a few minutes, significant others jealous, you'd rather hang with your cat than go out with friends, indoor webcam setup for when working, you're an emotionally supportive human, congratulations.