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Fukushima Syria Cyrus Hoodie

Artjwb Hoodie

designed and sold by  Jacob Wayne Bryner

"Fukushima Syria Cyrus" You see when society's pre-teen Disney princess has ripened and begun to twerk it is always followed by great declarations of our mighty prowess and thunderous chest beatings. We then must create war in a place of great strategic and economic interest in order to prepare for next years harvest. For you see when the maiden twerks we are a proud and mighty people and our great Eagle thirsts for blood and accommodation. This is the way it has been since the first times! We must not question this, for it will endanger the walls of this empire we've built. Perhaps in order to appease the Al-Assad we send not one, but TWO fair maidens, the Miley and the Bieber. They can be sent to twerk in the presence of terrifying ...

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Color: Black

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Design may print smaller than displayed to avoid printing onto the pocket.

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Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat. Learn More

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