A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Hoodies

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

It must be italian!

"Fra-gee-lay," that must be Italian. This shirt will help to remind you to plug in your leg lamp in the window. After all, it's a major award!

Home of the Chinese Turkey

It must be Italian! It's a major award!

I hear someone humming Taps...

A great pair of legs mashed into one!

A Christmas story. It must be Italian! Christmas movies. Retro. Nostalgic pop-culture. Funny Parody. Popular TV. Fathers-Day. Christmas Thanksgiving Holiday leg lamp. Holiday Lamp. Nimbus of pagan fire. Hanging Fringe. Birth of Pop Art. Depression-era. 1966. My old man. Fra-gee-lay. Fragile

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

It's a piece of art!

Christmas Story

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Awesome present for daddy, mother, grandpa, grandma, little brother, sister, nephew, niece, daughter, son, girlfriend, boyfriend, parents, dental student / teacher on Birthday / Christmas Day. Complete your collection of game day accessories for him and her (hoodie, sweatshirt, necklace, coffee mug or cup, jacket, jersey, clothes, tank top) with this TShirt. Perfect Gift Idea for Men / Women / Kids on Christmas Day or Birthday.

You can't shoot your eye out with a wreath!

It's a major award! For cripe's sake!

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

A Christmas Story Tribute

He had yellow eyes!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Ugly Christmas sweater of the lamp in the movie a Christmas story

You'll shoot your eye out

Oh Fudge!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

Celebrate the Fudged up 2020 Christmas in style with Ralphie in the dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz.

oink oink oink!

Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Must be Italian. Who doesn't love a Christmas story?

FRAGEELAY Would you look at that! It's a it's a...leg...it's a LAMP!

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

He won it. Mind power.