Absurd Hoodies

:|

No Way Back

Simple white letters on black background: "my back hurts". Some days it's because you did too much; some days you just slept wrong! Why can't we all go on being young and invincible forever?

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

A family portrait that defies conventional explanation

Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

This design is of a screw throw a ball and the words screw ball around the edges. The whole design has been filtered with a ripple effect.

Ob Sartre oder Adorno, Hauptsache Italien

I Love Mentally Unstable Women

Let's face it even at a small, kittens are still capable of a lot of destruction, but can you imagine if one of them was 3 stories tall - Attack of the 50 Foot Kitten - in theaters this fall! It's a great shirt for lovers of campy, 50s horror films, cats, and just general absurd vibes.

Oh man, it’s killer kids all day! Movies! is leading off with Village of the Damned at noon

Franz Kafka, an influential Czech-born writer of the early 20th century, renowned for his surreal and existential works, delving into themes of alienation, bureaucracy, and the absurdity of human existence, leaving a lasting impact on literary modernism and the concept of the "Kafkaesque."

Philosopher by day Deep thinker by night

The small town of Grisselburg nestles between a lush, dark forest and the cool, opaque waters of Lake Grissel. Visitors seldom leave dissatisfied.

An urban bird for an urban feeling

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.

The Europeans call American football "Handegg"

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

In space, no one can hear you eat calzones

After the fourth search team failed to return, the government sealed off all roads to the bayou

Classic, one of a kind face pile! it could only be a JAG III !

Didgital art that questions everything you see. An alien exposed tells us not to believe

Billy Joe Jim Bob is one happy Hilljack. He would be even happier at your house!

For all the wild boys out there

Par souci d’éviter les emmerdes, je suggère respectueusement de ne pas lui en donner

man wearing gas mask is watering a flower

Cow on a ledge