Advice Hoodies

This is a beginner expert text design.

Expert

The only shirt your relationship needs!!!!!

Show me you can accept this kingdom's past and claim responsibility for it's future.

Will Give Legal Advice For Tacos Funny Sarcastic Gift for Lawyers Judges who love tacos and for tacos addicts

Go ahead ask me a question. I’m the question authority. A new spin on a hoary old chestnut. Be sure to buy this once you are done killing your television. Get a question authority slogan poster, shirt or gift today

Rich Raven

Millennial Falcon

take my advice i don't use it anyway design

I'm trying to think.

Stoner Dog

This shirt was mainly made for myself... but you can buy it if you wish!

Grow A Pear or Grow A Pair, you decide.

Reminder: Invest in Someone's Happiness Today

These aren't wrinkles, they're wise cracks

Robots and pigs will be the best of friends... when pigs fly.

"In the future if you get stung by a shark, just pee on it. It won't help the sting but it does confuse the shark." - Future Time Traveler This is part of the series Bad Advice From The Future.

take my advice i don't use it anyway design

Seal of Approval Satisfied Seal

Shop for the perfect "If You See Me Talking to Myself I'm Having a Staff Meeting" t-shirt to showcase your sense of humor and love for staff meetings. Available in a variety of sizes and colors.

Basic instructions ... although "normal" means different thinks to different folks

Socially Awkward Penguin

Hipster Kitty

I am a good guy son follow me

A variation on Dare to be Different - Stripes 1, with a transparent background to allow t shirt colours to show through. I have coloured the background on some items and are happy to change the colour on an item upon request - just contact me and advise the colour you require.

Not Limited

Expert

A pack of cigarettes' can ruin you life

Based on the Campbells soup logo.

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

(Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Satan tortures evil people. God tortures everyone. Be like Satan.

* Father of the Year here! Patriarch of the family. The guy you can ask for advice and will always reliable, trustworthy and honest.
 * Best Truckin’ Dad Ever is perfect for the uptight rule dictator or the laid back hippy papa that loves big wheel trucks and crazy hydraulics and roll cages!

Based on the popular meme.

Deliver this important message to everyone who sees you! Bold, rough-edged custom made lettering gives this design an impressive delivery, and double-colored outlines makes sure the message is loud and clear no matter what color it's displayed on.

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