Clever Hoodies

What you do when no one else is looking will determine how good you'll be.

Let's go meta! Irony is my medium; therefore I felt my ironic T-shirt range must include a dictionary definition-style design. I couldn't help adding a dramatic slant to the irony definition, where the wearer doesn't know they are being ironic...

Original drawing by Corey Largent

Capture attention with our witty 'A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey' tee! Perfect for those who appreciate clever humor, this shirt is sure to spark conversation and laughter wherever you go. Stand out from the crowd and make a statement with this unique design! A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey shirt, A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey hoodies, A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey sticker, clever joke, clever humor shirt, sarcastic sayings shirt

A cute pun on the word kiwi

Typography design: 'Smarty' in light colors.

In this hilarious image, witness the dapper transformation of an avocado into a true smarty guacamole. With its trendy glasses perched upon its green skin, this witty avocado exudes an air of intellectual charm. Get ready to chuckle as you delve into the deliciously clever world of this brainy guacamole aficionado.

Cute Baby Fox

Seriously, I am!

Catalina Wine Mixer Location

All Treats No Brakes Design

Dive into the world of humor with this unique tee. Crafted for those who can't resist a good pun and appreciate a playful animal graphic. A gift that's sure to be a conversation starter.

alpaca joke design

Roosters can be surprising animals, displaying strong virtues that any owner would respect. Spend enough time with them and you will see each having their own unique personalities.

Be repected for your wisdom and perspective. Say what everyone over 35 is thinking. A conversation-starter without any squirmy pickup lines. The next best thing to being good looking! Also comes in sun-sensible white with glasses-friendly black text.

Look smart, be smart, with this interrogative masterpiece. When people exaggerate, this line gets straight to the heart of their weakness. Shut down bores with a simple question. For daywear, there's also a sun-friendly white version with clear black lettering.

If you've got better things to do, wear this message. It's like a get out of jail card for all sorts of uncomfortable social situations. This style is good for evening wear, but it also comes in black on white, for the sporty types.

Since one side of politics seems to have forgotten, we'll remind them with this simple, yet heartfelt message. Also available for daytime activism in a snow-white version with bold black print. Unmissable!

Sick of listening to endless compaining? Stop them dead! With this message that asks the question everyone is dying to ask. Guarranteed to make conversations positive again. Also in black on white for outandaboutists.

Look smart, be smart, with some gratuitous advice for all those potential PODders out there. Also a useful reminder to keep it short (short attention spans and all that). Also in white with snazzy black lettering, for daywear. Outstanding!

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

Simple Text for a witty remark.

This is another one that definitely requires a sharpie…I would LOVE for someone to get this as a present for me and I would love if they wrote something on it…I think the crazier you go with the sharpie, the better. Write a poem with the format of a track list, do some elaborate doodling, use a code, find a really looooong and obscure word or phrase and give it a new meaning, then teach people what it REALLY MEANS and never let them convince you that you are wrong… or a short easy word and give it some weird accent marks and a fancy new pronunciation, then say that is what you want to be called from now on…but write SOMETHING, even if it is only your name and the date. But if you send me an email [email protected] and give me a few ...

Be Honest Rather Clever. Lychee is my mascot. Wonderful design perfect for people who needs well-know saying. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, sister, or brother who should be told Be Honest Rather Clever. The design is also great for Mother's day. 

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt

"I am an amazing man" slogan

Make 'em make a double-take. This is the t-shirt that says it all. Two different ways. Very useful on people who don;t get it the first time. And to double up even further, also available in black on white. Most emphatic!

For all you softly spoken folks, this message helps explain your mysterious power over other people. As a hoarse whisperer, you just have to whisper, and people will perform, at your comand. It's just like magic. And, also like magic, it also comes in black text on white items. Unmissable!

A conversational t-shirt that uses part of a conversation to spark new conversations. The next best thing to wearing a smile. Also comes in sun-cool white with crisp black lettering. Look smart while you're being smart!

Some people just don't get it the first time. For them, you should wear this message to drive it home with style and panache. This is the shirt that says it all, again. Also available for daywear in brilliant white with cool black lettering.

Say the magic words (and smell slightly of sardines) and the neighborhood cats will make a beeline for you. What a gift! And there's a version in black text on white that works on cats during daylight hours, too. They'll be eating out of your hand.