Contain Hoodies

This person May Contain Chocolate!

May contain alcohol. May Contain Alcohol - Best gift for anyone who loves bourbon, scotch, beer or whiskey - This apparel perfect for drinking at bars or sipping from a whiskey glass neat - Wear for Irish Whiskey Lovers

This person May Contain Tequila!

This person May Contain Rum!

This person May Contain Gin!

This person May Contain Wine!

The SCP Foundation is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.

This person May Contain Vodka!

You love to drink. I love to drink. The guy at the other end of the bar is fond of it, too... but we need to warn people.

This person May Contain Eggnog!

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"Why is this happening?! Why am I here? Why am I doing this? Why am I … why am I going to die?" - JOURNAL ENTRY 0001-17, SCP-5000

Warning ! may contain alcohol funny design for alcohol lovers

May contain alcohol

Perfect gift for scientist and science lovers.

Warning May Contain Boos

No Room Can Contain Me

Deter thieves with humor! This design humorously warns that there's no money to steal. Save your time and move along. #BrokeButHappy Broke and proud! This design boldly declares WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NO TRACES OF MONEY. Save your time, thieves – my pockets are a financial abyss. Embrace the broke life with this cheeky statement tee!

Caution May Contain Alcohol Drinking T-Shirt

Do you like to investigate haunted locations and hunt ghosts? This professional ghost hunter motif bears the saying "Caution: may contain traces of ectoplasm" and was designed with a ghost. A cool design for every ghost investigator and paranormal investigator for the next ghost hunting.

Caution may contain alcohol beer lover tee

If you're a fan of sarcasm and AI, you'll love our "Warning: my neural network may contain sarcasm" t-shirt design! Featuring bold, eye-catching text, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and wants to show off their tech-savvy side. This clever and witty design is sure to turn heads and start conversations wherever you go. Whether you're wearing it to work, school, or just out and about, you'll be sure to make a statement. So why wait? Order your "Warning: my neural network may contain sarcasm" t-shirt today and add a touch of humor and cleverness to your wardrobe.

No one likes dad jokes as much as dads do. Father humor, the puns, the jokes, all are timeless. This is the perfect funny fathers day or birthday gift for the dad, husband or man in your life.

Pick up this funny St Patrick’s day gift for yourself or for a son, daughter, brother or sister. An excellent design to wear at home, school, work or to you next St Paddy’s Day party. Perfect to wear while at a day parade or while drinking alcohol and beer. Whether you are Irish born in Ireland, have family from there or just love to celebrate in March. This is a great design to stir up some laughs and have some fun before spring.

So Happy I Can't Contain Myself

Everybody should be aware of your possibility of containing traces of peanuts, soy, wheat, almonds, coconut, and other allergens :)

This adorable design is perfect for any Saint Patrick’s Day!

Pick up this funny St Patrick’s day gift for yourself or for a son, daughter, brother or sister. An excellent design to wear at home, school, work or to you next St Paddy’s Day party. Perfect to wear while at a day parade or while drinking alcohol and beer. Whether you are Irish born in Ireland, have family from there or just love to celebrate in March. This is a great design to stir up some laughs and have some fun before spring.

A design displaying a warning about dad jokes. A humorous take on an ingredients label that may say something like. "may contain trace amounts of nuts". Distressed vintage style.

Warning May Contain Rum Quote Drinking Gentlemen design for happy

Pick up this funny St Patrick’s day gift for yourself or for a son, daughter, brother or sister. An excellent design to wear at home, school, work or to you next St Paddy’s Day party. Perfect to wear while at a day parade or while drinking alcohol and beer. Whether you are Irish born in Ireland, have family from there or just love to celebrate in March. This is a great design to stir up some laughs and have some fun before spring.

SCP organization name & logo. Foundation Mission: Secure, Contain, & Protect.

Typography inspired by the 2009 film “Nine”

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