Criminal Justice Hoodies

Wolf's Broken Promises: I Promise, I'll Become a Vegetarian -- An illustration of a Wolf promising that he'll become a Vegetarian if elected and we know better than that on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Search and Seizure

Wolf's Broken Promises: I Promise, I'll Become a Vegetarian -- An illustration of a Wolf promising that he'll become a Vegetarian if elected and we know better than that on a light (Knocked Out) background

Y'know when Coroner Warner drops that last bit of evidence that sends Benny & Stabes back to the scene of the crime, meanwhile Munch n' Tutes are around the corner in a van waiting as backup and as all this goes down the music gets all swelly? It's like that.

Criminally stupid t shirt design with a propeller beanie cap in a jail theme and blood splatter. This one is the prefect gift for your bestie, whom you like to degrade and insult. Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the derpiest of them all? sarcastic and silly.

"Playful and edgy design featuring humorous text. Perfect for those with a sarcastic sense of humor. Makes a bold statement and sparks conversation."

Trump: Criminal Defendant No. 2 (No Fill - Light Background) - A highly stylized illustration of President Trump standing in the ruins of the country of America he left behind as he faces an indictment of seven counts, making him the first former president to face federal criminal charges on a Dark Background

Criminal Justice

Donal Trump American Dictator: The Demise of American Democracy -- An illustration of an American presidential candidate as a Dictator who will rule American in an Authoritarian way as a Dictator

protect yourself

Future Law Enforcement Officer

Criminal Defense

Keep it classic with our timeless and versatile t-shirts.

Future Deputy Probation Officer

Stay safe.

Death Penalty

Anything you say can & will be used against you in a court of my anxiety whenever I decide to replay the scenario in my head.

Cover Art

Donald Trump: Book of Morons 45:1:6 - A stylized illustration of Donald Trump as he grifts his faithfully marginalized Uneducated Moron Followers

Seattle - High on Crime, Low on Punishment

An illustration of an electric chair and the caption, "Not in my name. " Below that, "Abolish capital punishment". In ivory-white on any darker colored shirt.

Without a lawyer, anyway.

Not Guilty

True Crime Addicted Mom cool gift - funny gift for mama, mommy, mother day, grandma, nanny, wife.

Studying Forensic Science? Hosting a murder mystery party? Obsessed with true crime podcasts? This funny forensic scientist tshirt is just what you need! Has artwork of a fingerprint and says, "I'd find you more interesting if you were dead."

Not Guilty

Public Defender pride!

Free them all

FontyTees presents:: GUILTY design in a white colour font A tee to tell everyone the system is flawed Go get yours, wear it proudly

That "not guilty" feeling

Donald Trump: Book of Morons 45:1:6 - A stylized illustration of Donald Trump as he grifts his faithfully marginalized Uneducated Moron Followers on a Dark Background

Baby Trump: If I Lose... blah, blah, blah, Bloodbath -- A highly stylized illustration of Baby Trump as he faces criminal indictments. Threatening "If I Loose... blah, blah, blah, Bloodbath" on a Dark Background

Abolish The Death Penalty

Is our system legitimate?

“If the JURY feels that the law under which the defendent is accused is unjust... for any reason which appeals to their logic or passion, the JURY has the power to acquit, and the courts must abide by that decision” -UNITED STATES v MOYLAN 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 417 F.2d. 1002 (1969)

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