Crusty Hoodies

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

When you truly love pizza more then anything

Get Off My Lawn

Golden Crustacean design by ArtistsQuest

Retro Slice Of Pizza. Great design for pizza lovers.

Pizza Never Lies

Funny Maltipoo Surfing in The Great Wave Cute Maltese Shih Tzu Dog Mom

Christmas Maltese Terrier Owner of Maltese Shih Tzu Malshi Dog Puppy. This cute shih tzu maltese with wise look has beautiful crusty eyes captures the hearts fo maltese owner. Adorable gift for maltese mom, shih tzu maltese mom lover, meaningful present for family during christmas.

Someone I met down by the bay

One dead acacia tree with its bare branches stands in the orange sand desert in Namibia, Africa.

Bah Humbug!

One dead tree still stands in the orange sand desert landscape, with a blue sky in Namibia, Africa.

One tree stands in the orange sand desert and cracked salt plain, landscape,with a blue sky in Namibia, Africa.

Landscape of cracked, orange salt marsh plains and dunes with blue sky in Namibia, Africa.

Close up of dried, crusty, cracked earth in the sun in Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

Cracked, dried, crusty earth with a bright blue sky and sun flare in Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

HDR still-life image of a selection of breads displayed on a chopping board on a marble kitchen worktop

Salt pan, white and crusty with reflections and orange sand hills, at Terrace Bay, Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

A white and crusty salt pan with reflections and orange sand hills at Terrace Bay, Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

Close up of cracked, dried, sandy earth makes patterns in the sun in Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

Landscape of orange cracked salt marsh and orange sand dunes with blue sky in namibia, Africa.

Cracked, dried sand patterns with tussock grass in the orange Namibian Desert in Africa.

Close up of crusty, dried, cracked earth in the sun in Damaraland, Namibia, Africa.

Fluffy Cute Crusty White Dog of Maltese Shih Tzu. This is a perfect t-shirt for people who love funny maltese shih tzu. Gift this design as a birthday present for your family, girlfriend, boyfriend, sister, or brother who is a maltese owner, shih tzu mom. It makes a unique gift for crusty white dog lover during the christmas.

© Richard Bean 2019 My One-Eyed Love Captured: October 15, 2019 2:29 PM 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed Greenwood City, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 24-85mm f/2.8-4 D-AF IF Exposures: ISO 80 Focal Length: 45m f/16 Aperture Priority 1/6 sec 1/8 sec 1/10 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

Friendly lobster. Sonia Pascual.

Crunchy toast made your way.

© Richard Bean 2017 My One Eyed Love Captured June 5, 2017 1:41 PM Somewhere in Maine 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed Nikon D810 Lens: Sigma 70-200mm f/2.8 DG MACRO HSM-II Exposures: ISO 80 Focal Length: 70mm f/18 Aperture Priority 0.5 sec 0.8 sec 1.3 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.10, Photoshop CS6, and various plugins

© Richard Bean 2018 My One Eyed Love Captured February 26, 2018 5:50 PM Somewhere in Maine 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed Nikon D810 Lens: Sigma 70-200mm f/2.8 DG MACRO HSM-II Exposures: ISO 100 Focal Length: 112mm f/14 Aperture Priority 20.0 sec 25.0 sec 30.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom Classic V12, Photoshop 2023, and various plugins

© Richard Bean 2021 Another Autumn Greenwood, Maine 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed October 15, 2021 2:27 PM 3 exposures Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 24-85mm f/2.8-4 D-AF IF Exposures: ISO 80 Focal Length: 62mm f/3.0 Shutter Priority 1/160 sec Final processing with Lightroom Classic 2020, Photoshop Classic 2020, and various plugins.

© Richard Bean 2021 Another Autumn Greenwood, Maine 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed October 15, 2021 2:26 PM 3 exposures Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 24-85mm f/2.8-4 D-AF IF Exposures: ISO 80 Focal Length: 62mm f/3.8 f/4.2 f/4.7 Shutter Priority 1/160 sec Final processing with Lightroom Classic 2020, Photoshop Classic 2020, and various plugins.

© Richard Bean 2017 My One Eyed Love Captured June 12, 2017 4:56 PM Somewhere in Maine 1926 Dodge with a Ford rear end & bed Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 24-85mm f/2.8-4 D-AF IF Exposures: ISO 80 Focal Length: 45mm f/18 Aperture Priority 1/3 sec 0.5 sec 1.3 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plugins

Crunchy toasted breads. Some burnt.

Multicoloured dream toast

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Fluffy Small White Dog I Love My Crusty White Dog Puppy