Dog Danger Hoodies

Bulldog make me happy you not to much

Sure it takes this snail several days to get back into the tree, but each sweet, heart-pounding ride is worth the trek for those few weeks in the autumn when the leaves are falling.

Illustration of bulldog wearing helmet and have wrench

I can't even imagine Frosty's unspeakable horror at waking up surrounded by dead flesh, the laughter of children ringing in his ears. Anyway, Happy Holidays!

A copy of my Boys Toys illustration designed specifically for Tee Shirts.

Four Timber wolves or grey wolves (Canis lupus), timber wolf pack isolated on white background standing in the falling snow in Canada

Canon EOS 6D Sigma f5.0-6.3 150-500MM

Canon EOS 6D Sigma f5.0-6.3 150-500MM

Liesel and Toph are two adorable mini schnauzers who live a seemingly normal life. But they have secret identities...

Timber wolves in winter Canon EOS 6D Sigma f5.0-6.3 150-500 MM

These squashes are all the same species, cucurbita pepo! Get good ground, grow great gourds.

The hand-drawn vector space sci-fi illustration of an astronaut and his dog against a blue mechanical planet.

Or I'll take your money

When you keep forgetting to give your dog treats.

A warning to be careful that there is a dog on board.

$20 says this alien is about to catch a cheek or two.

"When the axe entered the forest, the trees whispered 'The handle is one of us'".

"Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?" - William Blake - The answer to this question is mathematician and Physics Nobel Prize winner, Roger Penrose. This tiger is made of two overlapping Penrose patterns. Fearful symmetry indeed!

Penrose tilings are beautiful aperiodic patterns, and I thought they felt perfect for a lone acacia tree watching a fiery sunrise over the African savannah.

My own drawing of a Wolf

Scaring words after 'Do not' often invoke a sense of caution or consequence. They can serve as warnings and reminders to avoid certain actions or behaviors.

When you have a Pit Bull puppy, you know that there is no attack and no danger unless provoked. Cool gift for dog owners and dog lovers who own an American Pit Bull or Bulldog.

She's a real Maverick!

Warning signs that things are about to get funky, watch the road and your life to stay on track.

Poop warning

Red wolf logo, angry wolves face, head wolf illustration with dark style

Do you freakin' love tridents? Are you a mermaid with a fascination with your own culture? Rep your love of tridents and make sure it's in everyone's face!

Engraving illustration of wolf head.

Keep your distance

Ornamental Fierce Growling Wolf Portrait made as Haida Art, or Tattoo Style.

Cute pitbull

Vintage San Francisco Dog Race Club

Original painting of a gorgeous, rescue blue Staffordshire terrier. The only dangerous breed really is human! Enhanced to look 3D with a pink rainbow, ombre wave to highlight the message.

Oh baby. This classic has decided to rebrand as a fitness influencer.

Do you love learning about healthy planting and soil ecosystems? Do you just love a messy garden, filled with life? Spread the word, my fellow permies, guild growers, and dirt grubbers.

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