Dwarf Hoodies

Dwarf planets are like orphan moons

Grumpy dwarf.

Dwarf in a beer barrel

It's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun fun fun in the sun sun.

I'm Not Short I'm Just a Tall Dwarf! This short joke and short people saying is perfect for the dwarf lover in your life! A great dwarf quote design for funny short people who love dwarves and everything dwarven, or maybe who are just really into their halfling tabletop character.

That's some seriously huge shoulder armor.

Dwarf monk

When someone asks you what form of fantasy being you are....you answer with:

Print for beer lovers

Looks like someone's happy to be doing some magic.

taken from the description of a Dwarf from the famed Dwarf fortress.

Turn Yourself into a dwarf, just pull your collar up around your head, and presto! dwarven majesty!

Dungeon Draft is a Dwarf design. This design was inspired by beer drinks with a twist of fantasy. I wanted to design a drink that would fit a specific type of magical individual. The design is a vector creation created in Adobe Illustrator.

mashup of bohemian rhapsody and characters from the hobbit

You know what? there's one in every party. if you have been in the campaign a month and you don't see the Rules Lawyer, its probably you. If in doubt about sizing, check the handy chart!

When the Inquisitorial Dwarf judges a crime or misdemeanor, rest assured that his gavel does more than just dispense justice! This ruthless judge is bitter, angry and impatient to the point of condemning all who pass before him.

Banner artwork.

dwarf who diligently cleans the house with a broom

Unofficial fan art

dwarf

Vitruvian Dwarf

Smeg

Mr Flibble is a homicidal maniac and is very cross! They've been naughty boys, haven't they Mr Flibble? What happens to naughty boys who have been naughty, Mr Flibble? That's right, Uncle Arnie fried them with his Hex vision

The last Dwarven King sits alone on his throne, knowing that when he is gone, there will be no more of his kind....

Red Dwarf. Red alert!

Starbug Retro Japanese Red Dwarf

When you're 3 million years into deep space aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, quality cinema is crucial! Fear not, for the JMC has a new terrifying creature feature to scare the smeg out of its audience. Now playing in a theater near you, so let’s get out there and twat it!

Red Dwarf Merry Christmas Ya Smeghead

The Red Dwarf original logo, carefully hand drawn in high resolution (fan art)

Red dwarf.

Red Dwarf

From Middle Earth comes the unique taste of this Hobbit brewed beer fermented in Elven wine barrels with a dash of Dwarf for some kick! We also offer whitewater barreling for the brave and adventurous!