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Existential Squirrel: "What's the Point of Hoarding All These Nuts?" Hoodie

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This humorous design features a confused squirrel questioning their life's work: "What's the point of hoarding all these nuts?". Perfect for animal lovers, fans of ironic humor, and anyone who occasionally gets caught up in the hustle and bustle.

Tags: existence is pain, existential, existential anxiety, existential dread, funny

Existential Squirrel: "What's the Point of Hoarding All These Nuts?" Hoodie

by Critter Chaos

$39

You are the bane of my existence, and the object of all my desires. Anthony Bridgerton to Kate Sharma Hoodie

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You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires. Bridgerton's Anthony to Kate, Kanthony is a romance for the ages.

Tags: lady whistledown, duke of hastings, anthony bridgerton, romance, romantic

You are the bane of my existence, and the object of all my desires. Anthony Bridgerton to Kate Sharma Hoodie

by YourGoods

$39

EXISTENCE - Aesthetic Vaporwave Meme Hoodie

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If you're into aesthetics, nihilism, and the neon culture of the 1990s -- then this cool aesthetic vaporwave music shirt is just for you. This funny aesthetic tshirt makes the perfect gift for anyone caught in a digital plaza of memes, glitch art, and existential dread.

Tags: neon, 90s, glitch, aesthetics, meme

EXISTENCE - Aesthetic Vaporwave Meme Hoodie

by MeatMan

$39

Cradle Of Filth Live Bait For The Dead 1 Album Cover Hoodie

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Cradle Of Filth Live Bait For The Dead 1 Album Cover

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Cradle Of Filth Live Bait For The Dead 1 Album Cover Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Gilded

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Gilded Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Off Covid

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Off Covid Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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cradleeee offff

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cradleeee offff Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Elevate your lifestyle with this Slow Life design, tailored for individuals seeking a more introspective and purposeful existence centered around tranquility. Cool and original idea for low bpm DJs, surfers, slow-living adopters, countryside dwellers, and mountain dwellers.

Tags: beach, introspective living, low bpm djs, ocean, purposeful existence

Slow Life Hoodie

by Atelier Gaudard

$39

Respect Existence/I Can't Breath 2-SIDED Hoodie

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Same shirt, but double sided

Tags: i cant breathe, black lives matter, george floyd, minneapolis

Respect Existence/I Can't Breath 2-SIDED Hoodie

$39

William Blake art and quote: The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself. Hoodie

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William Blake quote: “The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.”

Tags: artist, booklover, books, british literature, english literature

William Blake art and quote: The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself. Hoodie

by artbleed2

$39

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Add a dose of dark humor to your wardrobe with our witty tee, designed for those who know that sometimes laughter is the best medicine, even when things seem bleak.

Tags: cartoon style, dark humor, existence is pain, existential anxiety, existential crisis

Hang In There It Gets Worse Hoodie

by ⭐ Funny Zone ⭐

$39

Unconsented Being - Nihilist Lamb Design Hoodie

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Unconsented Being - Nihilist Lamb Design

Tags: albert camus, anti capitalism, anti capitalist, college humor, communist

Unconsented Being - Nihilist Lamb Design Hoodie

by Trendsdk

$39

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All earnings from this design will be donated to the Black Visions Collective (BLVC).

Tags: black power, anarchy, respect existence or expect resistance, fight for the things you care about, fight scene

11 13 Hoodie

by The Art of Dougie

$39

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Filthy Little Secret

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Filthy Little Secret Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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craof band

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craof band Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Vempire 2

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Vempire 2 Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

Cradle of Filth 30 years 1991 2021 thank you for the memories signatures Hoodie

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Cradle of Filth 30 years 1991 2021 thank you for the memories signatures

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Cradle of Filth 30 years 1991 2021 thank you for the memories signatures Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Dusk And Her Embrace

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Dusk And Her Embrace Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Nymphetamine Album

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Nymphetamine Album Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

Seduce And Destroy by Brando Chiesa 2 Hoodie

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Seduce And Destroy by Brando Chiesa 2

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Seduce And Destroy by Brando Chiesa 2 Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Design Hoodie

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Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Design

Tags: jean paul sarte, existential dread, existentialist, nihilism, philosophy

Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Design Hoodie

by DankFutura

$39

Ace - My Existence Is Not Up For Debate Hoodie

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Ace version - My existence is not up for debate.

Tags: magical, sword, queer, queer pride, lgbtqia

Ace - My Existence Is Not Up For Debate Hoodie

by Leopold Knox

$39

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Black Mass 1

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Black Mass 1 Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Necromantic Fantasies

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Necromantic Fantasies Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Demon Prince

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Demon Prince Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

How Many Tears To Nurture A Rose. Hoodie

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How Many Tears To Nurture A Rose.

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

How Many Tears To Nurture A Rose. Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Graven Si 2

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Graven Si 2 Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

Cradle Of Filth Godspeed On The Devils Thunder The Life And Crimes Of Gilles Hoodie

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Cradle Of Filth Godspeed On The Devils Thunder The Life And Crimes Of Gilles

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Cradle Of Filth Godspeed On The Devils Thunder The Life And Crimes Of Gilles Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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Demon Prince 1

Tags: cruelty and the beast, dani filth, existence is futile, lindsay schoolcraft, midian

Demon Prince 1 Hoodie

by Visionary Canvas

$39

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A cute piece of ginger that says existence is nauseating

Tags: cute, existence, funny, humor

Existence is Nauseating (ginger) Hoodie

by Jupiter_sloth

$39

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New Year, New Me(ntal Issues)

Tags: funny slogan, new year, bpd, funnytee, nihilist

New Year, New Me(ntal Issues) Hoodie

by Rooscsbresundae

$39

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Das Nichts nichtet.

Tags: nothing, philosophy, transcendental, martin, idealist

Martin Heidegger Quotes Hoodie

by qqqueiru

$39

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Find humor in adversity with our ironic design, perfect for those who embrace dark humor and find motivation in the absurdity of life.

Tags: cartoons, dark humor, existence is pain, existential anxiety, existential crisis

Hang In There It Gets Worse Hoodie

by ⭐ Funny Zone ⭐

$39

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What labels me, negates me.

Tags: psychology, hegel, existential crisis, existentialist, absurd

Kierkegaard Quotes Hoodie

by qqqueiru

$39

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This relatable design features a cat gazing out the window with the caption: "Another day, another existential crisis." Perfect for cat lovers, fans of ironic humor, and anyone who occasionally feels a bit overwhelmed by the world.

Tags: cat, cats lover, existence is pain, existential, existential anxiety

Cat Gazing Out the Window Hoodie

by Critter Chaos

$39

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Hang In There It Gets Worse

Tags: bomb, cartoon, dark humor, existence is pain, existential anxiety

Hang In There It Gets Worse Hoodie

by Lasso Print

$39

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Where can I find other existential crisis designs?

In addition to existential crisis designs, you can explore the marketplace for life, existence is pain, and nihilism designs sold by independent artists.

What material is this item made of?

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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