Fail Hoodies

Relive your greatest failures and relish that fact that you gained some XP.

World's greatest example of a failure.

Natural one time.

Stand out from the crowd with this, Failure is not an Option design. Or that perfect gift for family and friends. Thank you for your support.

"Remy the Rogue was all about speed. He had a quick smile and even quicker hands. Maybe if he wasn't always in a rush, he would have checked for that second trap. Turns out sawblades can be awful fast, too."

Sail We Must, a tribute to Andrew Weatherall. Hand drawn over several days in very high resolution

Failure is Absolutely an Option

You lost. Again.

You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

The Mad God Moriarty revels in chaos and laughs when you roll a Crit Fail. TTRPG gamers beware, for the fantasy world of Deus Portas’ most notorious deity has his dread eyes on you.

A misheard English translation of Itadakimasu.

It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

I Tried IT at Home Science Project

failing. mainly a request from a buddy who's online name is failwhale and he asked for a design for him, and here we are lol

Another Roosevelt quote, you will always make mistakes but will learn from them – only those who do nothing won’t make them, so go ahead and mess up occasionally! Please note, the black copy prints best on lighter backgrounds – use the white version for stronger colours (Don’t be afraid to make mistakes – White)

The worst rolls usually do make for the best stories. Those epic moments that need to be shared. Roll that natural one and accept the critical failure for what it is... a gift. There are a few versions of this one with a different colored die.

We have all been there: feeling like we are wandering in some wilderness, ready to give up. Whether your wilderness is real or theoretical, it is okay to acknowledge that feeling. It is what we do after that matters. Wear this shirt to remind yourself of that.

This year has rolled a double Crit on the whole world

A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

Quality time with the floor

Guess I'll Die - DnD

Our classic logo, now emblazoned on more merch than ever before!

i tried it at home

It's ok we understand it is safer inside than out. Go ahead and stay inside and play some DnD!

thank you for visiting! humorously misspelled - no regrets

This is not going well.

Life can be pretty hard. You have no game. Celebrate that s**t!

A fun play on the misspelling of Satan

You should take risk and learn from your mistakes, the key to success is never giving up. Just keep trying.

Overrated

It was a snaccident. A funny t-shirt with a pile of delicious donuts. For those times when you just can't say no to a snack.

Well, that...sucks! Hey, it happens to EVERYONE, pal. Don't let it get you down. You'll get a nat 20 NEXT time! It's not like that was your last death save, right? Oh...crap.

Stroke my tail and you won't fail! The Cat of good luck won't let you down.

Overrated

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Digital painting of Drew Doughty