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I AM A Writer I Have The Power To Create And Destroy Entire Worlds t shirts and apparel gifts for men and women

Team Oxford Comma - Oxford Comma Society

You're at the biggest convention of the year. In your part of the country. In a local library. With four other authors. Who also wrote zombie detective romance novels. And you're all wearing the same stocking cap. HOW DO YOU ASSERT YOURSELF? A fancier hat? NO! Watch them squirm with envy when you reveal you're THE WRITER. They may describe it as "ironic" but you know the literal definition of the word.

A Sir Mix A Lot lyric repurposed to express something else many people really enjoy.

"I'm a writer, anything you say or do, may be used in a story" funny writer saying in fun fonts with a ink pen drips and swish.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Show your love for the character and be the protagonist!

Reading Design that quotes "Never judge a book by its cover". Perfect for any bookworm, bibliophile and book lover as well as novelists and authors who love reading and visiting the library.

Even writers need a disclaimer.

Mark Twain quote: Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

gifts for writers and authors

A zesty take on the famous and prolific Belgian writer who could write a novel in a weekend.

Do you love reading books? Do hate that nobody seems to read books anymore? Tell people how you feel with the Read Some Books Dumb Dumb shirt by Jetpacks & Rollerskates. If you want to see more of my process work check me out on instagram: www.instagram.com/jetpacksandrollerskates OR for news and updates follow me on twitter: www.twitter.com/blakestevenson

I write like a 5 year old. Don't be ashamed! Share it!

Life keeps going on even as you die each day. Illustration from one of Kit Ludlow's art-poetry books. All Books are available on Amazon.

Cool t-shirt for book lovers

You're going to look awesome in your new The TShirt Dude's gear! A stylish fit you can feel with a custom design you can be proud of. It's the perfect addition to your already great style. Treat yourself for once! You deserve this... Or you could give it to a friend as a perfect gift! If you need sizing information please see the sizing chart tab.

Original Designs by Carl Hennicke

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

black and yellow

I turn coffee into novels

Express the awkwardness that comes with healthy lifestyle choices in a comfortable way, with this #KevinQuotesKevin original. Words from a Wordslinger. So true.

Perfect for writers, teachers, authors, professors, parents, and anyone else that loves correcting grammar. If you are the grammar police and known to point out grammar mistakes, this is the tee for you. Funny text design is perfect for any English teacher Great gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or holidays for any English teacher, professor, or author that has great grammar and loves to correct others. Point out bad grammar by your friends with this funny, clean, cool grammar police to serve and correct.

Hey writer, you ain't getting inspired to write your novel, no worries. The voices in your head will speak to you soon. You just need a break and this T-shirt design 😉

Make Big Money Writing Poems

No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.

Great "do not disturb" design for writers, Fantastic, humorous gift for writers and authors

If you're a reading nerd, this cute axolotl book geek is for you. For all bookworms and book dragons who devour every novel and read a lot.

Probably typing something random - funny playful elegant black and white typography word art.

Writers of fiction are notorious for having creativity and imagination. Show off your power to make stuff up with this fun T!

This is what happens when you wait for something for so long that you are surprised once it happens.

The best therapy when dealing with haters is to write anyway. Show off your writer pride and write your story!

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

Vladimir Nabokov Daycare Center Novelist Funny Shirt

In parentheses- a design for the clever and educated folk. funny smart