Funny Sailing Hoodies

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This funny boating gift design is the perfect gift idea for a yacht captain or sailor that always needs to apologize to the ship crew for the things they said while docking the boat. If you know a boat captain that develops a foul mouth while entering the wakeless area and trying to dock the boat, then this design is for you.

Perfect gift for sailor, boat owner , boat captain , nautical captain or cruising lover !

Perfect gift for sailor, boat owner , boat captain , nautical captain or cruising lover !

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Love to boat? No matter if it's a sailboat, motorboat, kayak boat, speed boat, pontoon boat, fishing boat, trawler, houseboat, yacht, or a simple skiff jonboat. Great gift for anyone who loves sailing, yachting, pontooning, kayaking, sea and lake

Yes! Let people know that you don't care... or that you know they don't care. Either way, it is a great funny and humorous gift for someone special or a fantastic treat for yourself.

Electric Anchor Shirt

sail boat after storm

Looking for a charming and playful addition to your child's bedroom or wardrobe, or perhaps a gift for someone with a sense of humor that loves sailing or boating? Check out our Kawaii Kraken Sea Monster artwork! This adorable sea monster is sure to capture the attention of kids and adults alike with its big, round eyes and colorful tentacles. And with the funny slogan "I hug ships too hard," it's the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your child's space. Crafted with high-quality materials and vibrant colors, this artwork features a cute kraken sea monster that will inspire your child's imagination and creativity. It's perfect for people who love all things nautical, including sailing and boating.

Cute Vintage Retro Sailor Cartoon Mashup Parody

Set sail for adventure with this charming 1-bit pixel art tee! Featuring a delightful scene of bears on a boat, enjoying a carefree journey at sea, and the playful text 'how to boat, step 1: get a boat, step 2: boat,' this design captures the essence of simple, joyful living. It's a whimsical nod to the straightforward joy of embracing new experiences. Wear this tee to inspire a sense of wanderlust and spontaneity. #PixelArt #BoatingBears #AdventureAwaits #SimpleJoys

To stand apart or be indifferent, but it came from the Old Dutch word loef which meant “windward” and was used to describe a ship within a fleet which sailed higher to the wind and was thus drawn apart from the rest of the fleet.

in 1740, British Admiral Vernon (whose nickname was “Old Grogram” for the cloak of grogram which he wore) ordered that the sailors’ daily ration of rum be diluted with water. The men called the mixture “grog”. A sailor who drank too much grog was “groggy”.

It was the last signal from the Bosun’s pipe each day which meant “lights out” and “silence”.

Why is it always the other way round? The little mermaid would certainly be a bit different.

Add something new to your wardrobe with this Sailor Love design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and color below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Want a tshirt that speaks volumes without you having to say a word? A coffee mug that uplifts you every time you look at it? We got you covered. And while you’re there, maybe grab some merch for your less funny friends, give them a comedic upgrade or something..

A sheet is a rope line that controls the tension on the downwind side of a square sail. If on a three-masted fully rigged ship, the sheets of the three lower course sails are loose, the sails will flap and flutter and are said to be “in the wind”. A ship in this condition would stagger and wander aimlessly downwind.

SEACREATURES T-SHIRT

Vector cartoon illustration of cute bear fishing on sailboat with cartoon style. Can be used for t-shirt print, kids wear fashion design, fabric textile, nursery wallpaper and poster.

Vector cartoon illustration of cute bear fishing on sailboat with cartoon style. Can be used for t-shirt print, kids wear fashion design, fabric textile, nursery wallpaper and poster.

Crab Red Style Seacreatures

Sailing on a sailboat is the biggest! Wear this design if you want to be the captain on the next sailing trip and feel the wind in your hair.

Cutting of an anchor line in an effort to make a quick getaway.

The rearmost, highest deck of a sailing ship was called the poop deck. If a ship were unlucky enough to be overtaken by a massive, breaking sea which drenched her from astern, she was said to have been “pooped.” When you think about it, the sea and shore use of the word aren’t that different: in both cases, you’re washed out.

Vector cartoon illustration of cute tiger fishing on sailboat with cartoon style. Can be used for t-shirt print, kids wear fashion design, fabric textile, nursery wallpaper and poster.

Vector cartoon illustration of cute monkey fishing on sailboat with cartoon style. Can be used for t-shirt print, kids wear fashion design, fabric textile, nursery wallpaper and poster.

Vector cartoon illustration of cute tiger fishing on sailboat with cartoon style. Can be used for t-shirt print, kids wear fashion design, fabric textile, nursery wallpaper and poster.

Sailing Design that reads: "Boat Hair Don't Care". That's just right for a Girl who spends her weekends on her Sailing Boat.

If It Smells Like Fish, Eat It

"Is my sail catching the wind of endless possibilities?" Funny, simple design for sailing lovers.

Embrace the smooth sounds and mellow vibes of Trop Rock and Yacht Rock with our "Trop Rock Forever: Retro Island Flamingo Style Music Design." Whether you're waiting for the happiest of hours on a sailboat or enjoying your favorite maritime party Inspired by the iconic 70s and 80s music scenes of California and the Florida Keys, this is perfect for fans of soft jazz, smooth rock, and reggae-inspired tunes. This design embodies a spirit of carefree music lovers. Wear to your next music festival.

Funny nautical shirt for the avid sailor, sailing crew or sail boat racer. Sail Fast is the popular motto every boater strives to live by.

Great gift for fathers day.