Ian Malcolm Hoodies

Are you or a loved one cursed with knowledge? Are you tired of your warnings going unheeded until it's too late? At least now you can take comfort in knowing that this shirt will save you the trouble of saying I Told You So.

Dr. Ian Malcolm!

There's only One True Goldblum, Praise Jeff Goldblum!

The three ultimates: Heaven, Earth, and Man. Eight trigrams of the I Ching. Eight pointed star of Chaos.

Malcolm was right... life, uh... finds a way.

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"I spared no expense." "We spared no expense." Yeah, we got it, John. Still, a park filled of dinosaurs might have used a better programmer.

Philosophy lesson from Daddy Jeff