Judaism Hoodies

עברית ראויה ליותר. Hebrew deserves better.

Kibbutz members prepare gefilte fish for the Passover seder at Kibbutz Kfar Masaryk, Israel. Black and white photo taken 1950-1960, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

A cute Yom Kippur tee for proud Jewish people looking for a design to celebrate life, Atonement, and being healthy.

Blue and White stripes on Light Blue Background

A cute Sukkot tee for proud Jewish people looking for a design to celebrate life, shelter, and being healthy.

Get lit! Light your Chanukah candles with this chunky graphic chanukiah print in time for the holidays. The perfect present, especially if you can't be!

The official logo (not!) of the Jewish Space Laser Agency. Have some satirical fun at the expense of the conspiracy nuts, with the 'Death Star of David!' The Yiddish motto says "We'll just sit here in the darkness". (Click on my 'FlyingSnail' store name to see a different version!)

Purim phrase "ve-nahafoch-hu", which can be translated to topsy-turvy, the other way around, or upside down.

Flag of Israel, Stand with Israel Design

Wear your rainbow chanukiah out with pride! A great chunky graphic print for the winter - let your true colours show.

Religion in our life

"Not Your Jew" in English and Hebrew, for any goy who thinks you're there to validate their opinions. Feminine gender.

Get Lit! A larger print version of our rainbow chanukiah design for fitted masks.

Gefilte Fierce Funny Jewish Themed T-Shirt

Portrait of Moses holding the stone tablets with the Ten Commandments and his wooden staff.

White Logo with Israel with 6 stars of David

Wear your rainbow chanukiah out with pride! A great chunky graphic print for the winter - let your true colours show.

Kabbalah The Tree of Life - Etz Hayim

A lovely floral representation of the letter Bet (also known as "Beis"), the second letter of the Hebrew alphabet (also known as "Aleph Bet" or "Aleph Beis")

"Not Your Jew" in English and Ladino, for any goy who thinks you're there to validate their opinions. Feminine gender.

Wear your rainbow chanukiah out with pride! A great chunky graphic print for the winter - let your true colours show.

Ugh, so dramatic!

Me zogt "mir lebn in a gezelshaft" un ale vern meshuge! מע זאָגט אַז „מיר לעבן אין אַ געזעלשאַפֿט‟ און אַלע ווערן משוגע!

Hanukkah Graphic

Am Yisrael Chai! The artist's daughter created this design and will receive commission.

You will be happy you, trust me.

Am Yisrael Chai!

Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews (לוס גﬞודיאוס בﬞירוס סון לוס גﬞודיאוס), and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

The only gift I need from a compulsory office kris kringle.

Full color illustration of Archangel Michael holding his sword.

Goyim keep asking you to validate their opinions? Let them know: "I'm not your Jew" (איך בין נישט אײַער ייִד).

The name "Rivka" (Rebeka, Rebecca) in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Get lit! Light your Chanukah candles with this chunky graphic chanukiah print in time for the holidays. The perfect present, especially if you can't be!

Israel Flag

Gold and green, this Chanukah design if perfect for the holidays

אני זאב. ani z'év. "I'm a wolf" in Hebrew.