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This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

You'll shoot your eye out!

I said some crazy stuff

A pink nightmare. Take it off!

Punishment made me go blind

The snow is falling in the 216 and the holiday season is approaching. Grab the family and get ready to celebrate a holiday tradition with our Retro '83 Cleveland Christmas Story design.

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

"Not a finga!"

just like that it was gone, all gone

This here is a tree! You won't see any needles off this tree.

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

practice your shot, but don't shoot your eye out!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Say Uncle Scut Farkus

the queen mother of dirty words

Must be Italian!

A Christmas Story is a 1983 Christmas comedy film directed by Bob Clark and based on Jean Shepherd's semi-fictional anecdotes in his 1966 book In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash, with some elements from his 1971 book Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories and Other Disasters. It stars Melinda Dillon, Darren McGavin, and Peter Billingsley, and follows a young boy and his family's misadventures during Christmastime in the 1940s. It is the third installment in the Parker Family Saga.

Bunny Suit

At least it always seems that way to me.

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Show Mommy How The Piggies Eat

When your old man is beyond angry, but the only words he can utter are....

Son of a bitch...

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

Remember... Annie is counting on you.

It’s indescribably beautiful…it reminds me of the Fourth of July!

Merry Christmas" is a joyous holiday greeting that celebrates the spirit of love, giving, and togetherness during the festive season. It's a warm and heartfelt way to wish others a happy and festive holiday filled with happiness and goodwill.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

don't shoot your eye out

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.