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Dad, what are clouds made of? Linux server mostly. Cloud is linux server - Funny Programming Jokes

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Cyber Security The Few The Proud The Paranoid

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If you passed the OSCP and finally got the certification then that means that you tried hard!

If you passed the OSEP and finally got the certification, then you deserve this recognition and means that you tried hard again.

sudo life! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.

A simple design with a warning quote to those who bother the cybersecurity experts among us. May they learn to respect our power.

CFRipper is a Python-based Library and CLI security analyzer that functions as an AWS CloudFormation security scanning and audit tool, it aims to prevent vulnerabilities from getting to production infrastructure through vulnerable CloudFormation scripts.

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Love your machines more than your users? Let them know with this design.

A funny design to remind that a random string called salt needs to be used when storing passwords as a hash. This avoids any malicious actor to easily find out which is the password with pre-calculated hashes.

Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

have you tried explaining it to the rubber duck programmer humour

Put your trust in a cybersecurity specialised profiles, call the blue team that will defend your organization network in a gamification manner. A cool design version with black background.

Meterpreter sessions die for the oddest reasons, did somebody forget to set the listening post up prior to throwing the exploit or was a 32bit migrate run on a 64bit OS? Share your frustration with the awesome error code of this magnificent exploitation framework.

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Netcat is a computer networking utility for reading from and writing to network connections using TCP or UDP. The command is designed to be a dependable back-end that can be used directly or easily driven by other programs and scripts.

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Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

Install the best boost library

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Special Design for Laravel open-source container orchestration platform lover

Special Design for Laravel open-source container orchestration platform lover

The payload in cyber security or hacking is the code that will perform the exploit. It can make a cool gift for Pentesters or anyone interested in Cyber security for example :).

The funny saying for all admin or computer scientists who work as system administrators. Funny administrator saying ideal as a gift idea for programmers, nerds and sysadmins.

"Dad, What Are Clouds Made Of?" "Linux Servers, Mostly." This simple design shows two stick figures philosophizing over clouds, open source and Linux. Great gift for computer programmers,Sysadmin, coders, software engineers and developers, techies, Debian nerds, geeks & freaks.

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It's always DNS, so the sysadmin is pretty much always fixing it!

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Special Design for Laravel open-source container orchestration platform lover

When you need the super user to find a cat. Linux commands.