Mallrats Hoodies

An ode to the retro mall, a wonderland for mall rats.

Stop Cruddy Lung

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Mmmmmmm

A Dante Hicks/Clerks inspired design

He's crying man. Literally brought to tears.

Actor

Jay and silent bob

A delicious-looking soft pretzel with coarse salt.

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

The shirt for the podcaster who has everything... except time to do anything except podcast.

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

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Snooch to the nooch

Hand drawn on a tablet.Cartoon drawing featuring New Jersey's dynamic duo

Quick Stop Groceries

Another alternate logo for Fatman Beyond, based on a familiar rock and roll band's logo.

Our boys poised and ready for hijinx. Snoogans!

From the episode "The Trouble with Trillions" of The Simpsons.

Schaumburg Fire Station 52 mascot, 'The Mallrats'

This cool and funny shirt is inspired by those classic knitted winter holiday sweaters with raindeers, snowflakes, christmas treess, santa claus and snow. This is a perfect gift or present for the one you love.

Tooned From Down Under and For the love of everything Jay and Silent Bob

Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

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Clerks X

IYKYK

Silent Bob 37

The "Mallrats" era Dynamic Duo hanging out at the mall in front of the pet store, practicing the Jedi mind trick! At least it ain't a very uncomfortable place! Gerbils, gerbils gerbils!!! Snootchy bootchie noochies!!

Jay and Bob from their short time in "Chasing Amy" (The best of Kevin Smiths movies by far because of the title-giving story Bob tells). Keep collecting those phat envelopes yo..... Do or do not...

When @HankGreen of Vlogbrothers fame coined the phrase "The Sad Gap," describing the hopeless time between learning about a social problem and then actually gaining expertise enough able to help resolve it, I saw the opportunity for BRANDING! Original concept here: https://twitter.com/kurtjmac/status/1515092328544817152

A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Looking stylish and just trying to meet women or make a profit, Jay and Bob ended up prophets for the descendant of Jesus, due to a loophole in Dogma. I knew all along they were meant for greatness... Bonnnnggg

From their humble beginnings in black and white movies outside the Quick Stop, this dynamic duo of hetero lifemates went on to star in many fine films! Their thespian skill gained them roles alongside the most talented of orangutans, and even with the lead of the greatest movie ever, "Phantoms". It was the bomb! At the pinnacle of their careers they walked the halls of the greatest Canadian television series, "Degrassi". Congratulations on all your fine work, Kevin James and Jason Lee! Snoochie boochies! MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE DESIGN IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SPOT ON THE ITEM YOU WANT! (OR FOR A DIFFERENT SIZE FOR THE PICTURE ON THE ITEM) Also check me out on Deviantart at http://gkillerb.deviantart.com/